Chode

Dickhole band teachers who have been doing their jobs way to long and take everything way to seriously. They tend to try to act cool but look like total dicks in the end. Chodes also attemept to rape their students as much as possible.

Student 1: Look at Mr. Keating over there trying to act cool

Student 2: What a dick

Student 3: Yea, he's such a chode

by chocolate hotdog MKAY August 6, 2011

Chode

A chode is a penis that is fatter (wider) than it is long.

Gannon is a chode because his penis is short and stubby.

by Un dai December 9, 2008

chode

1. A penis that is wider than it is long.
2. The area of skin between a man's ball sac and anus.

2. While pressing on the chode you can inhance a man's orgasm.

by D-Ray April 1, 2004

Chode

A penis who's girth is much larger than it's length.

Margaret was hooking up with a guy and it was dark and when he put the chode inside her...he ripped her vagina wide open.

by Ephraim The Sex Monster February 5, 2015

Chode

A penis that has greater girth than length.

Dude, that old guy at the YWCA has a chode.

by Amorformosus May 13, 2005

Chode

A short and fat penis

OH MY GOD ! STEVEN LYBARGER HAS A CHODE !

by Adailey78 October 19, 2017

Chode

An abnormally small penis, usually ranging from 1-4 inches long when erect.

Damn I saw Thomas' dick the other day and he totally has a chode.

by rubythekitten19 November 3, 2019