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Crème Pudding Crème Château

A delicacy originated in Chambly, Québec by Chef Gabouri. Its recipe had been propagated by word of mouth after the rumour of its phenomenal taste.
C'est de la fucking bonne crème pudding crème château!
by ChefGabouri November 29, 2021
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Chatteris

A sorry little Cambridgeshire town, inhabited by bigoted inbreds who feel it necessary to steal cutlery in order to survive.
Most Chatteris inhabitants are tall, derp and herp. They feed upon the unhappiness of others, alongside a real desire for silverware.

Chatteris is built up of a few shops which sell nothing particularly exciting or useful. Probably sell knock-off forks, for people that like TO STEAL FORKS.
Some Chatteris dwellers like to leave the country sometimes, in order to spread their knowledge of how to be inbred and effectively steal silverware.

These types should be avoided as they are more fucking annoying than people that actually outright rob your property. Or alternatively, thrown in the dyke at birth. Diddums.
Furthermore, Chatteris plays host to some of the ugliest cuntry-folk, as they probably use the cutlery they steal to repair their faces.
In conclusion, if you see any bone-handled forks lying around in Cambridgeshire or surrounding areas, please return in a jiffy bag to HMS Your Mother promptly.
Me: WHERE IS MY FORK?
Friend: I bet THAT bellend from Chatteris stole it.

Me: What's wrong with his face?
Friend: Oh, he's from Chatteris.

Me: Do you know any silversmiths?
Friend: Yes, they all live in Chatteris.
by bellendstolemyforks May 31, 2011
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chate

To get ripped off, punked off, back stabbed or just simply chated out
KC is a chate bastard
His counts are chate
d's for $10 was chate
by Bersky May 4, 2005
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fable the lost chapters

Its a bit like ya mom. Juicy epic and fruity. PS.. Joseph skeen smels
fable the lost chapters periods is bloody (literally) brilliant
by phezmiester October 25, 2011
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Charter

A boy, usually in highschool, who lets people rent out his shoes. They are exceptionally large shoes, and are generally furnished with pictures of dinosaurs . The most valued customer at the Charter ShoePlaza is always the D'Amico , regardless of the time of day, or if renovations are being done.

The Charter always gives amazing hugs, and has an extremely distinct smell. Charters can play guitar and write breath-taking song lyrics, they're pretty much amazing all around.
Of course they do ! This is the Charter Shoeplaza we're talking about here, not your mom's house !
by Shirley or Ronald ? June 18, 2010
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chante

mainly used by mexicans like crib is to house chante is to casa
Orrale esse lets go to the chante
by Ricardo Johnson May 2, 2005
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chanté

A shortened version of the French word 'enchanté', meaning 'enchanted'. Coined by dragqueen RuPaul.
Person 1: "This is my friend (name)"
Person 2: "Chanté, doll."
by étudiant de français September 28, 2011
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