Ampallang Chastity

The effect on your sex life when women look at your genital piercings and say, "Uh-uh. No way."

Poor guy, he thought he was so cool, getting three different genital piercings. Now it's Ampallang Chastity for him.

by DancingKali May 30, 2011

feel good charity

When you do something for charity more to make yourself feel good than to actually change anything.

Someone giving a homeless person a free meal for xmas, and then doing nothing the rest of the following months, is feel good charity. It benefits in the very short term, and mostly does nothing, or even make things worse in the long term.

by skayjay January 27, 2012

Chastity belt

Something we all need. Fer sure.

I need to stop thinking about sex, I need to refrain from jerking. Someone get me a chastity belt.

If everyone wore a legit chastity belt there wouldn't be sluts or rapists.

by Dude think about it. September 9, 2011

Chassity

The spawn of two people who couldn't spell Chastity correctly.

"Her name is Chassity? Were her parents illiterate?"

by TwylaT August 1, 2017

charity sigh

Charity sigh--a sigh done in a public place, done by an individual who has an audience. Usually the sigher is working on a frustrating task such as homework, or on a slow moving computer.

Ted is pretty easy to spot in the library. He often lets out a charity sigh to let everyone know of his "woe is me" problem.

by Boggler March 10, 2004

chastity strip

The metal child-resistant cigarette lighter protection strip, especially on Bic lighters. Can also be referred to as 'lighter foreskin'.

"Dammit, I can't light the hash oil, the stupid chastity strip keeps scuffin' my thumb!"

"Man, good thing I didn't rip off the chastity strip yet, I need something to scoop the hash oil onto the bowl."

by Senor Mota January 14, 2009

Chastity

What little girls tell themselves is the right thing to do, even if it makes their boyfriends sad. :(

Boy- Babe it's been six months, and i really am in love with you.
Girl- NO! My priest told me that chastity is the only way to salvation.
Boy- Aww nuts.

by CharlieGordon May 30, 2013