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Dave Chappelle's dick has more talent than Dane Cook.
WTF IS JUICE?!?!
Dave Chappelle's dick has more talent than Dane Cook.
by metallkidd93 February 23, 2008
Get the dave chappelle mug.This is a condition whereby the penis become dry and possibly cracked. It may be caused by the evaporation of moisture due to having too much sexy time outdoors during the cold winter months.
Dave: Hey, Steve. I heard you had intercourse with Tracy yesterday in the park. I bet that was super!
Steve: Yes, it was A-OK ... until I woke up today with a chapped penis.
Steve: Yes, it was A-OK ... until I woke up today with a chapped penis.
by Craig McJohnstone January 28, 2009
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Get the Crappy Holidays mug.The smartest and funniest mother f***** in the whole d*** world! he can make anybody laugh there freakin heads off!!
by O'sami Bin Laden April 1, 2004
Get the Dave chappelle mug.1)A dermal abraision that's the result of vigorous masturbation.
2) To put your thumb through the skin of a penis (your own or another's).
2) To put your thumb through the skin of a penis (your own or another's).
Did you hear about that kid who jerked off so hard he gave himself a chapper?
Then the bitch's nail got caught and she gave me a chapper.
Then the bitch's nail got caught and she gave me a chapper.
by wang hanger May 5, 2005
Get the chapper mug.Crappy Tire is know as a slang word to indentify the Canadian retail distributor "Canadian Tire" They call it Crappy tire because of the low quality of their in-house brand "mastercraft" being that most of the product is made in China not to mention that the Mastercraft line is overpriced versus a retailer such as Walmart.
It also refers to the "crappy" service because there's never enough people in the stores working cashier or customer service.
It also refers to the "crappy" service because there's never enough people in the stores working cashier or customer service.
Q: "so where are you going to buy that replacement part for your used car"
A: "I mind as well but it at Crappy Tire, i just need it to last the winter - hopefully it can last that long"
"What's taking so long! I feel like I'm at a Crappy Tire on a weekend"
A: "I mind as well but it at Crappy Tire, i just need it to last the winter - hopefully it can last that long"
"What's taking so long! I feel like I'm at a Crappy Tire on a weekend"
by doesn't matter beeyatch January 27, 2010
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