when ur bussin a phat one and ur dead grandma walks in and slaps your peen so she gets cum on her hand
Jimmy: *nutting furiously*
Dead Grandma: What the fook Jimmy that’s desgustang *slaps dick*
Jimmy: Damn grandma you caught me white handed
Caught white handed - when ur bussin a phat one and ur dead grandma walks in and slaps your peen so she gets cum on her hand
Dead Grandma: What the fook Jimmy that’s desgustang *slaps dick*
Jimmy: Damn grandma you caught me white handed
Caught white handed - when ur bussin a phat one and ur dead grandma walks in and slaps your peen so she gets cum on her hand
by pakiboi3000 November 11, 2019

by fullfire0 August 20, 2009

Jack was tubing it in the kitchen on a late summers eve. Eli entered the room. Jack Was getting caught tubing it!
by Al Lalleran August 14, 2011

by Cryopex December 26, 2016

This occurs after someone has been turkish smurf jobbed.The sexual frustration caused by the turkish smurf job forces the said person to jack off. This results in their hand (in the turks case his left hand) being dyed bright blue.
by charlie29 November 13, 2009

When fingering a girl, in a lowly lit room, and she starts menstrating. Once the lights come on, the dude observes that his hand, wrist, and maybe even forearm is covered in blood, therefore he was "caught red handed"
Dude, that chick was slamming, and I thougt that she was getting soooo wet for me, until I turned the lights on and realized I was caught red handed...total boner kill.
by scrandel January 16, 2011

by A random discord call April 29, 2021
