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cained

'Cained' is the desired stage one should be aiming for when out smoking pot with his buddies. It's more intense then a 'high,' but has yet to go into 'stoned.'
"I'd introduce you to the parents, dude, but you're a bit cained."
by Rep August 24, 2004
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Caining

To intake large amount of illegal narcotics, traditionally marijuana. To cain means to go above and beyond normal intakes to the amount that will physically challenge you and to do it at a fast pace.
"Jordan cains like a muvaf*ck"
"Right lads facny a caining session?"
"Ben was well cained, puking up solid jelly babies....."
by Garreth Hughes May 27, 2004
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super-cained

'Super-cained' occurs to people smoking excessive amounts of pot. It is quite an intense high, as one will find oneself getting sucked into the centre of the earth. It's more intense than 'mashed,' much for intense than 'cained' and far more intense than just a 'high.'
"I... thiiiiiink I may be super-cained... AAAAARrrr!!"
by Rep August 24, 2004
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Cainan

He is a extremely cute boy.He believes in gods and myths.He likes girls with long black hair freckles and brown eyes.He likes insane funny quirky girls,and the beautiful kind.
Girl:Cainan is so cute
Girl 2;Yes I know
by Fallie2233 December 24, 2016
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caint

can of paint or the number 287. for the lazy folk.
"Shit Rusty, I's fergot my caint back in ther house!"
"I have caint days to retain my virginity--when that last day comes and I'm still loose as a coffee can, say goodbye to the dreamboat with the nice ass."
by ellie evergreen November 10, 2008
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Cained

When someone is really, really stonned
Shit, I'm well cained!
by Graham June 4, 2004
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Cainunist

Noun: A prosthelytizer for presidential candidate Herman Cain. These people are often rude, degenerate, and not conservative. More often than not they are rude an refuse to engage logical conversation and instead drive the conversation to ad hominem attacks in order to avoid legitimate debate.

--They refuse to accept that:

He supports the rights of states to completely BAN firearms.

Approved of and supported TARP and bailouts.

Said the economy was fine in 2008 and encouraged people to invest.

His 999 plan creates a new tax and raises taxes similar to Obama's tax plans.

Does not support an audit of the federal reserve which secretly lent trillions to foreign banks and possibly governments.

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Cainunist: STOP LYING ABOUT HERMAN CAIN. HE'S A REAL BLACKMAN WITH A REAL PLAN. HE'S NOT A POLITICIAN. HE'S BLACK AND NOT OBAMA! CAINUNISM IS WHAT WE NEED!
by ComradeCain October 10, 2011
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