A method of cuddling that is highly uncomfortable and does not involve any physical affection. Participants typically are sitting up straight with at least 3 inches of space between their bodies.
by Get at me April 15, 2012
Get the Mormon Cuddle mug.(n.) A disease affecting males who fail to make it to homebase with a long term girlfriend.
Symptoms include: consistently cuddling in lieu of copulating, ditching friends to go cuddle, faking stomach aches to drive 300 miles to not get laid, and turning down college pussy for a high-school amateur who won't fuck.
(adj.) used by concerned friends of the affected male to describe his erratic behavior, also as a spiteful insult.
Symptoms include: consistently cuddling in lieu of copulating, ditching friends to go cuddle, faking stomach aches to drive 300 miles to not get laid, and turning down college pussy for a high-school amateur who won't fuck.
(adj.) used by concerned friends of the affected male to describe his erratic behavior, also as a spiteful insult.
Example 1:
(at a party)
Guy 1: Yo man you wanna sign up for beer pong?
Cuddle Whipped guy: Nah man i got a stomach ache I think I'm gonna go home.
Guy 1: alright its still kinda early but whatever, I'll hit you up tommorow.
(the next morning)
Guy 1: Yo you feeling better yet, everyone from the party is going to the Diner for breakfast. Wanna meet us there?
Cuddle Whipped guy: Nah man I drove down to the beach to be with my girl last night.
Guy 1: Wtf haven't you been broken up for 2 months?
Cuddle whipped guy: yeah man.
Guy 1: you get laid at least?
Cuddle Whipped guy: no.
(at a party)
Guy 1: Yo man you wanna sign up for beer pong?
Cuddle Whipped guy: Nah man i got a stomach ache I think I'm gonna go home.
Guy 1: alright its still kinda early but whatever, I'll hit you up tommorow.
(the next morning)
Guy 1: Yo you feeling better yet, everyone from the party is going to the Diner for breakfast. Wanna meet us there?
Cuddle Whipped guy: Nah man I drove down to the beach to be with my girl last night.
Guy 1: Wtf haven't you been broken up for 2 months?
Cuddle whipped guy: yeah man.
Guy 1: you get laid at least?
Cuddle Whipped guy: no.
by concerned group July 23, 2010
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by JKBS September 8, 2010
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ˈkədl/fûçķ
verb
1.
The highest teir of cuddling, this is when cuddling has reached the point where it is just as enjoyable as sex (but you last longer) usually only resulting in the two options of actually fucking or taking a rejuvenating nap.
synonyms: spooning, embrace, clasp, hold tight, hold/fold in one's arms, snuggle
ˈkədl/fûçķ
verb
1.
The highest teir of cuddling, this is when cuddling has reached the point where it is just as enjoyable as sex (but you last longer) usually only resulting in the two options of actually fucking or taking a rejuvenating nap.
synonyms: spooning, embrace, clasp, hold tight, hold/fold in one's arms, snuggle
"I can't wait to get home a cuddlefuck you to sleep after work"
"Honey, I'm tired can you settle for cuddlefucking instead? We can see how I feel when I wake up"
"Honey, I'm tired can you settle for cuddlefucking instead? We can see how I feel when I wake up"
by Officer long schlong March 10, 2017
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Cuddle the shit outta you - verb meaning I'm gunna make my self feel so good with your bawdy,
Him "I'm cuddling the shit outta you tonight Gurl"
Her "I luv when you cuddle the shit outta me"
Him " tonight it's not my intention to make you feel good. That's a bonus"
Him "I'm cuddling the shit outta you tonight Gurl"
Her "I luv when you cuddle the shit outta me"
Him " tonight it's not my intention to make you feel good. That's a bonus"
by Binanova December 6, 2014
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It is when you have two teams and you and your friends light roman candles and shoot them at each other till one team gives up. You can also use M-80 as grenades to throw at the opposing team or bottlerockets.
by Cali35 May 6, 2007
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