canon rape

A term used for fan fiction in which aspects of the canon (original universe) are so grossly exaggerated as to be unrecognizable except in name--sometimes offensively so.

This can happen to characters who the author worships or loathes; to a plot/story arc the author wishes to change/"fix"/invalidate; to a shipping (character relationship) that the author favors or disapproves of; or even to the entire canon universe, if the author's philosophy and "sense of life" differs greatly from the creators' sensibility.

Note that calling something "canon rape" does not necessarily mean it's badly written...but since the term is considered pejorative, people tend to associate it with badfic.

Oh god, I just read that new Star Wars story that got posted. The way they demonized Yoda and the Jedi Council, and excused all of Annakin's murders, it was complete canon rape.

Yeah, but it was kinda well written. If the author would just change the names and some of the background stuff, it'd make a pretty good original story.

by AeonBright July 19, 2011

Cacoon

What a person with a stutter calls a coon
As in Nuh-Nigger

GARETH GATES : I suh-sauh-saw a cacoon out there in in in in the au-au-au-au-audience

by Mike May 1, 2004

cafone

'gavone' is not Italian, it is a corruption of 'cafone' used by ill-educated people who don't really know Italian, like those New Jersey goombahs on "The Sopranos" who say 'cappacol' or 'mozzarel' instead of 'cappacolla' or 'mozzarella'.

That cafone thinks he knows Italian.

by r€nato April 8, 2009

canon

"Canon" is a term used by fans of anime and manga. Two characters that end up as a couple in the end of a series is considered canon. Canon can also be counted for when two characters don't end up as a couple in the end due to complications, but proclaim that they love each other anyway.

IzumixMeroko was canon in the manga but not the anime because Meroko continued to love Takuto.

by T3h F00 July 30, 2008

cacophony

In Mario Kart 64, the sound made when someone loses a banana tail when it is either hit with a shell or run over by another player.

Jafari: Check out my banana tail!
Dave: (runs over banana tail) Not anymore!
Eric and Louis: Nice cacophony!!
(Jafari quickly loses and gets smoted.)

by smotejafari October 16, 2008

Cadon

Cadon is the biggest dumbass to ever walk this earth. He thinks he so cool and acts like he’s the shit when In reality he’s just a piece of shit. It’s pretty easy to spot a cadon they may look a lot like Miguel from the movie CoCo and is pretty short, OH and he is definitely Mexican. But cadon doesn’t make everyone just un poco loco he makes them muy loco! He’s SOOO fucking clingy and gets in everyone’s business. U may say that cadons the DUFF of the group who try’s to be cool when all of his friends are just 10 times cooler than him. Cadon also has a very short fuse and he’ll try to go off on you but will ultimately fail.

Cadons are soooo annoying!

by #graverforpres2020 June 12, 2019

the cacoon

when a two persons are spooning (naked) and the guy inserts his member into her rectum and leaves it there to continue spooning, untill it gets limp and it falls out( this would be the butterfly leaving the cacoon)

G and cole were spooning and G fell alseep, and cole got a raging boner, but as not to disturb the sleeping G he gave her a cacoon to avoid the awakening of G

by sab dad June 19, 2004