"So I tugged myself stupid to Vicky Vette clips last night. After a couple of dozen skeets, I wasn't shooting anything other than cabbage water."
by Brubaker1971 June 06, 2015
being tormented in your own home by a cabbage or similarly smelly object left in a hidden place by a visitor ALSO having your residence overpowered by the stench of your neighbors' cooking of malodorous foods
Friend: "Should we go back to your place to play cards?"
Victim: "Nah. I was getting cabbaged there this morning, so let's just go to the bar."
Victim: "Nah. I was getting cabbaged there this morning, so let's just go to the bar."
by uncleburton January 15, 2012
An STD (STI) derived through the act of intercourse pertaining to the use of feet and/or cabbage. Normally feet. The result is a sickly green cabbagey rash/fungus on or around the feet, or penis. The contraction of Foot Cabbage, or "Broccoli Balls" (due to the cabbage rash around the scrotum causing a broccoli like growth) will almost always result in death and/or immediate paralysis.
Foot Cabbage was originally derived from the Cabbage Wineries of Uzbekistany-Czech farmers who attempted to create a new brand of wine by stomping furiously on cabbage, which instead resulted in a runny pool of water and the first documented case of Foot Cabbage.
Further cases of Foot Cabbage have been found on both male and female, resulting in not only strains of "Broccoli Balls", but also "Brussels Sprout Boobs", "Cauliflower Feet", and even "'Tater Skin".
*All information found on this topic has been studied and proven true by one Doctor Professor Nickliss001, Phd.
Foot Cabbage was originally derived from the Cabbage Wineries of Uzbekistany-Czech farmers who attempted to create a new brand of wine by stomping furiously on cabbage, which instead resulted in a runny pool of water and the first documented case of Foot Cabbage.
Further cases of Foot Cabbage have been found on both male and female, resulting in not only strains of "Broccoli Balls", but also "Brussels Sprout Boobs", "Cauliflower Feet", and even "'Tater Skin".
*All information found on this topic has been studied and proven true by one Doctor Professor Nickliss001, Phd.
Nick: I heard John contracted a pretty nasty case of Broccoli Balls from that Sarah girl. You know, the foot cabbage one...
Daniel: Eww! So John is into some pretty kinky stuff then? Feet sex? Gross...
Daniel: Eww! So John is into some pretty kinky stuff then? Feet sex? Gross...
by Nickliss001 December 03, 2013
by freyat December 28, 2016
by Depizzaman May 02, 2022
The act of retracting the foreskin (foreskin required) and removing with one's finger the white residue underneath the hood of glans and smearing on the upper lip of a sleeping peer.
"I fed Joe some double cabbage last night, he definatly got his 5 a day."
"It smells like Stilton in here, it must be the double cabbage"
"It smells like Stilton in here, it must be the double cabbage"
by The cumander general January 01, 2013
A women's twat after a long work out at the gym or spinning class. It will result in a funny smell that has a hint of cabbage.
by Dick Fitzwells October 06, 2009