Just woke up the butcher.

To be caught off guard.

Ah man you caught me in my tightie whities! You just woke up the butcher.

by Thebutcher June 12, 2019

happy as a dog in a butcher's shop

Extremely happy, because one's goals have been attained, one's dreams have been fulfilled and because present happiness is expected to linger on and on...

He married his teenage love. He's happy as a dog in a butcher's shop.

by Peter WooPeter November 7, 2016

Butcher Carry

The act of lifting another person by grabbing their shirt collar and simultaneously inserting 1-2 fingers into their asshole in hook like fashion, and lifting.

The student was getting a drink of water from the water fountain before the bully started doing a Butcher Carry.

by LilShotdog December 16, 2017

The Butcher Of Michigan

In 2018 a series of murders struck Michigan. Bodies were found disassembled with exacting precision, leading investigators to dub the killer “The Butcher of Michigan”.

The killer has never been identified, however the only suspect has since moved to Hawaii. No charges were ever filled due to a lack of physical evidence.

Guy1 “Have you ever wondered if you could commit a murder and get away with it free and clear?”
Guy2 “Like the Butcher of Michigan? He’s in Hawaii, you could pay him a visit and ask him how he did it.”
Guy1 “No way! I’d become his latest victim!”

by Tur7le October 20, 2022

butcherization

Butcher
verb

slaughter or cut up or ruin

-ization (a suffix) the act or process of making

Butcherization :
the act of slaughtering or ruining something.

While waiting to be called in the ER by a doctor. I had not realized they had been calling my name for a while. They were mispronouncing it very badly.

It was the worst butcherization of my name I had ever heard.

by Curly_sanchez October 4, 2016

Butcher-Hooking

In contrast to spit-roasting in which two males take a single female in the mouth and box simultaneously, butcher-hooking is when a single male takes multiple females on multiple poles simultaneously: cock, tongue and even fingers….a hole on each pole, bod on each rod, or, more viscerally, piece of meat on each hook.

Rob: Those three hot milfs from the club last night were still all over me in the bed this morning.
Jack: Bru! I guess you were a butcher-hooking muthafucka.

by xurdy999 July 28, 2020

butcher shop accordion

When a girl is giving you a BJ while at the same time holding your ass cheeks with both hands. As she pulls you back and forth she unknowingly plays your ass like an accordion.

This chick was playing the butcher shop accordion and I gave her one epic crescendo.

by videomilitia May 4, 2010