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turkish buffet

A combination of orgy and progressive dinner, in which a series of soups, appetizers and entrees are eaten out of the anuses of all participants. The Turkish Buffet is common in upscale suburbs, where otherwise conventional couples engage in provocative, yet still bourgeois, rituals, eating lobster bisque from one another's freshly shaved, bleached and douched buttholes.
The Hendersons invited us to a Turkish Buffet this weekend, so make sure to shave your butthole and prepare a decent stock for my famous quail risotto.
by Ergodang! April 26, 2017
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pickle buffer

a homosexual, or a female who loves to give blow jobs. someone who sucks so much dick they could buff a pickle. can be used as an insult.
1. john your wearing a gay shirt, you pickle buffer.

2. sarah is such a pickle buffer.
by Fatt Turle November 16, 2005
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buffet

A type of restaurant in which fat/obese Americans pay a set fee and then eat as much as they want. Said by theorists to be a major contribution to America's obesity problem.
Indeed, one of life's unanswered questions, is how the hell can the American hospitality sector not go into recession with the vulgar amounts that its customers shove down their throats at buffet restaurants.
by Deluded_or_summat March 25, 2007
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buffet mode

During a shared meal, where various dishes are on the table at once (for example tapas), instead of taking a fair share of the different foods available, helping yourself to large portions of the choicest foods, piling the plate as in a buffet.

This will will leave fellow diners disgruntled when they realise all the spiced meatballs, prawns, anchovies and roasted aubergines are on your plate, but they will be too polite to complain in front of you.
"I am NEVER going out to dinner with Alex again!"

"Why not?"

"We ordered six different dishes to be shared between us and he took all the choicest bits from all of them. His plate was piled so high! He totally went into buffet mode, the greedy hog!"
by w00fdawg October 15, 2005
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Brain buffering

The slow thinking process of morons.
Everytime I ask John for an answer he seems to be brain buffering like for ever.
by superbloke April 28, 2010
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Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet

A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.
"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."

"Holy crap! What did he do?"

"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."

"Oh damn."
by LoverOfThePoonani March 14, 2008
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buffet burps

Burps you get After chowing down at a buffet. Usually smell absolutely horrible and are very greasy.
Mike- Man hitting up the buffet before the party was a horrible idea

Dan- Yeah dude, my buffet burps are killing the room
by Ehmm Ayche February 11, 2009
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