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brotem pole

the brotem pole is a sex position consisting of a male or female standing on his/her head and another male standing on a chair and fucking them in the ass.
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that is a brotem pole.
by jcurtism October 17, 2008
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suited and booted

dressed to kill, literally. referring to private hitmen or bodyguards dressed in expensive suits and dress boots
his henchmen were all suited and booted
by Master of Killers September 22, 2018
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booted

to stuff a small mexican in ur punani and suction cup that shit
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tooted and booted

to fart and then notice you didnt just fart, you also took a shit. same thing as a shart.
oh shit i think i just tooted and booted! i need to go home and change my underwear!
by stopdropandrollballs June 16, 2010
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Zooted and booted

Getting dressed up...usually button up and a tie or a suit. Business casual style, no t-shirt, no sneakers.
What's the dress at that club? Can I rock anything or do I need to get zooted and booted?
by King Swag May 30, 2006
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Brokedick

Refers to a person who sucks at everything they do socially and professionally due to a general lack of self awareness and common sense.

This term may also be used as common greeting among friends.

Example 1
Rob: Who was that guy at the party who just stood around and did nothing but stare at all girls' tits the entire night?

Jack: I don't know, but he was creeping out a lot of the chicks with his boob staring. He came across as a complete brokedick. He has no chance of ever getting laid.

Example 2
Text to buddies: Where have you brokedicks been lately? I haven't seen you around- have you taken your relationship exclusive?
Example 1
Rob: Who was that guy at the party who just stood around and did nothing but stare at all girls' tits the entire night?

Jack: I don't know, but he was creeping out a lot of the chicks with his boob stares. He came across as a complete brokedick. He has no chance of ever getting laid.

Example 2
Text to buddies: Where have you brokedick mother fuckers been lately? I haven't seen you around- have you taken your relationship exclusive?
by Steelman7 July 11, 2010
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booted up

Booted up is like another way of saying cooling it or hanging out with your friends
by Glob@l stunna January 12, 2017
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