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Britain

A country americans know NOTHING about and base all their perceptions on stereotypes that have never been true, and when brits to try to tell those fat yank cunts otherwise they just fucking contradict you. They all think we live in castles, and wear tweed and bowler hats, have bad teeth and say idiot shit like "tally ho" and whatever the fuck. THIS IS BULLSHIT STEREOTYPING AND WE CAN DO IT TO YOU YANKS YOU FAT, COWBOW HAT WEARING, AROGANT, OVERLY RELIGIOUS LAZY "YEEHAA" SHOUTING DICKHEADS!

Also any fucking idiot american who says "britain is a small island" should look at a fucking map, it a fucking huge island, infact its the 8th largest island in the world, a small island would be jamaica or sicily, britain has counties that are bigger than those islands. BUT YOU YANKS WOULDNT KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOUR FUCKED UP IDEAS OF THE REST OF THE WOULD IS ALWAYS THE RIGHT ONE BECAUSE YOUR AN ARROGANT AMERICAN.
American tourist at buckingham palace no fucking suprises there: HEY HOW BOUT WE GO AND SEE THE REST OF THE CITY OF ENGLANDLAND?

Other american tourist: NAW WE MUSNT DO THAT, IF WE DO WE MIGHT SEE THAT THE REST OF BRITAINLAND IS NOTHING LIKE OUR STUPID STEREOTYPES AND THEN WE WILL LOOK LIKE A RIGHT BUNCH OF IDIOTS! YEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!
by pointything August 24, 2008
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Little Britain

One of the best British Comedy programmes ever, a must see.. Well in truth..only if you have never seen it before, because it can get very repetative, And no, you will never understand the brit homour, so Yanks give it a miss!
Some guy trying to be Vikki Pollard: "Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but..
Some other Guy "Fucking shit up, dip shit! *Smack!*

If you have ever seen it you will understand, why people find it so repetative and how come being now find it unfunny,..
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Britain

The Best Damn Country in the engire world. period. a World super power untill it let the united states win the American Revolutionary War and America screwed everything up.
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bitabay

oranges used in tropicana orange juice from florida, of course.
baby its okay, cuz we gotta bitabay!
by rashawn September 25, 2005
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britanie

my bff


the person who got me into anime and Jhonen Vasquez comics
by duh December 30, 2003
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Britany Spears

1. A spelling of Britney Spears used by people how are either too "grown up" to admit that they actually like her music and in secret listen to it all the time, or
2. used by people who don't want to be associated with her or her so called "music", but still listen to it in secret, or
3. used by people who can't spell but still listen to her music in secret and dream of her all day long.
1. I can't believe young people listen to crap like that Britany Spears (drool).
2. This Britany Spears you're talking about, who is she (more drool)?
3. Britany Spears suck balls! (even more drool)
by wizzard February 1, 2005
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Britannia

Britannia is a loving and caring friend. She will help anyone who needs help.
Britannia is loving and caring
by hbhg July 19, 2016
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