cool branch

your best friend, must be a total homie and an og homie.
derived from cool ranch doritos into cool branch horriblos from you suck at cooking.

someone: whos that on your snapchat story?
me: thats my nigha cool branch. he a straight g.

by chance shugg October 17, 2019

Branching

A close cousin to ghosting, branching is the act of someone not texting back or contacting for a period then extending a “branch” to get back in the game

Chad just messaged me after leaving me on read for a week. Whatever, I don’t have time for him to be branching me

by Morningdew88 April 25, 2021

Tree branching

When you’re having a conversation or telling a story and get off topic.

I keep tree branching and forgot what I wanted to say.

by Choxy January 19, 2025

Tokyo Branch of specsavers

Descriptive of a particularly loose woman of whom it could be said - “she’s seen more japseyes than the Tokyo Branch of Specsavers”

Somebody like Katie Price for example

That slapper Jordan has seen more japs eyes than the Tokyo branch of Specsavers

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

Root and Branch

Meaning to review or stop something from happening

Sevco Huns are going to complete a Root and Branch review on Monday

by Pope_Benedict1888 January 11, 2025

body branch

Euphemism for a penis.

She wanted to see that thang so I snapped a pic a that body branch for her.

by PoopMongrual May 12, 2023

Mommy Branch

A very Great Minecraft figure like Alexander the great that reads heat waves to all who sub also know as twitch.tv/banshee_700

Mommy Branch read me heatwaves because what would you do for a klondike bar?

by ToastyBoy08 September 16, 2021