Backyard Monkey

The act of an under-40 year old male going to the doctor and being given a rectal exam. The surprise on the patient's face is akin to walking outside and seeing a monkey in his backyard.

Damn man, I had a doctor appointment today and wouldn't you know, he gave me a backyard monkey.

by Sacink December 27, 2011

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Backy-Trail

Much like a happy trail, a thin patch of hair extending from your lower back to the depths of your asshole.

I tried having sex with a blind girl, but she accidentally went down my Backy-Trail.

by Scratches February 15, 2014

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a type of snack mix that is made with a blend of Pringles’ Sour Cream & Onion and BBQ flavored potato crisps. Although historically mixed at a ratio of 1:1, a blend ratio as high as 3:2 is also acceptable. Backyard blends mixed at or near a 3:2 ratio are commonly referred to as "black jack variants" or "Blackyard Blends." Also know as "Urban Chex-Mix."

Jesus, Nigel! Wash your hands before you go rummaging through that Backyard Blend! And please stop picking out the BBQ ones!

by Sir Alfred Samuel June 11, 2018

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bracketburn

Destroying everyone's bracket when a No 16 seed team beats the No 1 seed team in the NCAA tournament.

I had a winning bracket until Arizona lost and my bracketburn.

by Stevo the Great March 20, 2018

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Brecky

A brecky is someone (usually a female) that embodies a typical ugg wearing, pumpkin spice consuming, “I can’t EVEN” saying, weapon of mass consumption. Indigenous primarily to California and college campuses, they are relatively harmless unless they are traveling in a herd.

Chloe invited me to an ‘eat, pray, love’ themed brunch... ugh she’s such a BRECKY

by Poopdelapants September 5, 2018

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