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This is how its used in a sentence for mistakes ... OOPS I MADE A BONER. And this is how its used for erection... Me: watches porn: My girlfriend looks at sheets: lol u have a boner
Boner by inkyy February 22, 2021
When a dog chews a bone or a dog toy it’s called a boner
John: just got a new dog

Emily: oh he has a boner
Boner by Whenbigchungusissus April 6, 2021
YOUR PP GETS HARDDDDDDDDD
Sheesh i’m getting a boner my pp is so HARDDDDDDDDDDD
boner by meowitsjojoo April 11, 2021
YOUR PP GETS HARDDDDDDDDD
Sheesh i’m getting a boner my pp is so HARDDDDDDDDDDD
boner by meowitsjojoo April 11, 2021
What you see an attractive female and your mini you jumps up to- well you know ;)
Crush: *walks in room*
Crush: *looks at me and smiles*
Me: *boner erects*
Crush: Ay uh, my parents aren’t home, you uh, wanna come over, *winks*
Me: Sure

3 hours later

Her: ooohhh ohhh more
Me: *thrusts forward*
Her: *gets up and ties my hands to bed, opens my legs wide*
Me: I love you..
Her: *grins then massages dick before licking the balls and going down to suck it*
TO BE CONTINUED
Something that always happens in class, particularly in maths for some odd reason, although there is nothing sexually attractive about brain cell killing equations, fractions, sums etc.
I was had a boner in maths class while wearing skinny jeans and my large pee pee erected and it ripped put my skinny jeans.
Boner by UltimateDoge May 18, 2021