Boner

1. A compliment for anything you did, looks good, or just hella more boss then what you are; opposite of a chode.

2. A small person residing in the pants of a male. Can be used to. Penetrate the opposite sex, exploding with immense pleasure and cause you to play fireman. All over her face.

1.Simon: Hey did you see his shirt?
Griff: no...why?
Simon: it was hella boner!
Griff: wtf...it gave you a boner?!

2. Guy 1: Dude. I have a mexican in my pants.
Guy 2: You mean a boner?

by freash_as_Deez June 8, 2009

Boner

Someone who lacks self-awareness and insists on being the center of attention.

Jesus Heidi is a boner. She won't stop talking about her kids.

by helenNotABoner November 20, 2018

Boner

When a guy’s dick gets over flowed with blood because the person is horny.

“Hey bro, you see that hot chick? She just made me get a boner!”

“Nice dude!”

by DumbFatRatBitch March 1, 2020

Boner

Boner

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by steammustachio April 23, 2021

no-boner

Similar to "no-brainer", when a chick is so fine, you don't even need to think with your wang before you to take her to bed.

jim: i heard you scored with that lainey girl last night, very nice.

bruce: she was lookin' damn fine and making conversation with me, it was a no-boner really.

by DAAW August 27, 2008

bonerable

a female who is worthy of stabning one's cock into.

John: "Hey look at that bitch over there."
Me: "Oh yea she's bonerable!"

by mike hunt October 26, 2003

Boner

A mistake

Hubie: I made a lot of boners in high school

and some of those boners cost me popularity

by DylanHaterHater69 October 13, 2020