bolt

A word working as a replacement for the overused word "epic"

It can also mean intense, and other words relating.

"Dude, that movie was bolt!"

StevenCyanide:"I just got back from the show man"
KaylaKannibal: "Ahh how was it?"
StevenCyanide: "Bolt man, that band was bolt."

"Dude, I just saw this big riot on youtube, there were firearms, tear gas, women getting beat, children getting abducted..."

"That sounds bolt...wait are you talking about G 20?

by Galactoid Jess October 16, 2009

Bolt

Ejaculate

I just bolted all over mums lasagne

by MR Length August 2, 2021

Bolted

When someone’s been off their nut on drugs and they’re pinging. The people are either at a rave or in a home environment.

Jack: “You alright there mate? You’re looking a bit bolted.”
Tommy: “I know mate I’m fucking bolted. That’s from the pingers and kenneth I’ve taken.”
Jack: “Bet you’ve been loving the music.”

by JonJones69 April 30, 2025

Bolts

When you get belligerently drunk and start sending constant messages in a drunken rage to people who clearly don't want to talk to you.

I got drunk last night and ended up sending 1,000 messages to my ex, I'm such a bolts.

by Drunk text May 6, 2025

rolling bolt

rolling bolt is a technique that obese people use to defend themselves from thin people, they lay down on the ground and roll as fast as they can. They use their precious fat rolls to squish thinnies.

karen: omg look at that thinnie giving us obese queens that look
london: omg you're right! shes going to be a victim of my rolling bolt

by karenlondon December 24, 2021

bed bolt

When your bedroom lacks any type of device for locking the door, forcing you to push your bed up against the door to secure it.

My parents removed the locks from my door so they could come in as they please; forcing me to resort to bed bolting my door.

by albinorineo February 18, 2013

boltness

A powerful well-placed individual who witnesses crimes being committed and refuses to testify because they want to write a book about those crimes later for personal profit.

John was considered a boltness when he refused to testify at the impeachment hearings.

by Johnny Donut June 17, 2020