mind blown

sarcastic tone of voice when someone is saying something obvious
mum: books are made out of paper
child: MIND BLOWN!
by watermellon10 March 17, 2020
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full blown hakuna matata

When you run from all your problems and take an abrupto and extended vacation.
Where did Mike go? I have seen him in months.

I heard he moved out to the country after his woman cheated on him.

Wow, he really went full blown hakuna matata.
by b0s$m4n June 28, 2021
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Blown out larry

This is the nickname given to Matt's overly abused anus.
Have you seen my blown out larry? its lookin really hairy.
by Dirty clam April 05, 2020
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Full Blown Dummy

A male or female that lacks intelligence and is used primarily in sexual acts. The individual has the equivalent intelligence and use of a blow up doll.
by Wrensch October 16, 2012
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Blown call

It's convenient the refs just notice and admit to blowing a call after the fact, after the game has been decided.
A Duke alumni like J.J. Reddick would complain about the refs favoring Sacramento instead of Golden State, he probably thought the same thing about teams that played against Duke. In reality, the refs at the two games in Sacramento so far were just giving one of the richest and high profile teams like Golden State a small taste of their own medicine. It wouldn't be the first series in the Kings history a blown call against an opposing team possibly cost Sacramento a series.
by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023
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glass-blown

lame or sketchy, can refer to any noun
That restaurant was so glass-blown... the food sucked and they didn't even have real silverwear.

That girl is so obsessed with him that she offered to pay for his ticket. That is so glass-blown.
by Amanda October 12, 2003
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blown surprise

A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab and hung around to bullshit with their friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the non-tipper to tell them the legend of if you blow on one’s asshole, one is unable to shit. With that, the patron calls shenanigans and asks the server/bar tender to prove it. Without hesitation, the server has the cheap bastard lie on their back on the bar/a table/the floor, pulls down her pants to expose her balloon knot, then has the scumbag blow a sweet breeze. Upon the wind hitting the chocolate star, she releases an extrusion of warm soft-served shitty logs onto the mother fucker’s face.
Yo, the other night I hung out with a buddy at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass coworker with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn’t tip the bar tender. He then hung around like Epstein in a jail cell. Eventually the bar tender told him THE legend and as expected, he didn’t believe it and asked her to prove it. So, she gave him the blown surprise and released Thursdays meatloaf all over his face. It was epic!
by Bobby the Bug Man October 06, 2020
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