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Beethoven Blow Job 

the act of oral sex while simultaneously massaging the shaft and scrotum or the male genitalia in a piano like action
Tron: Dude jenny played symphony #9 on my cock last night.
Bovice: what ya mean bro?
Tron: toats ma goats, she gave me the best beethoven blow job last night ever
she played my dick like a piano bro

Pop Rockin Blow Job 

A girl puts pop rocks (the candy) into her mouth and gives oral sex to a guy.
"I gave a pop rockin blow job to my boyfriend. It made me want to not to spit it out."

Ice Cream Blow Job 

1) The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating on the giver's face and in their mouth (also on titties if they're available).

2) A song by Lewisville Slugga about receiving an ice cream blowjob.
1) How'd your date go? She gave me a ice cream blowjob! Nice.

2) That Ice Cream Blow Job song cracks me up!

Ultimate Blow Job

When your Girlfriend is GGG Bi- is willing to partake in 2-way blow job w/ another girl.. Enducing a Deluxe blow job .\Or more particapating women.
bill: Where'd you and your girlfriend go last night?
stan: She took me to dinner, then she took me to a Rainbow Party . joe, I got the Ultimate Blow Job!
Ultimate Blow Job by HRM SMK April 20, 2008

3 second blow job 

A quick blow job usually lasting 3 seconds or less, usually not the male's fault. the girl, disgusted by the penis, turns away and oddly enough looks for another. Usually ends with the smacking of the lips.
3 second blow job:

Andy: Oh, this feels great!

3 Seconds later...

Andy: What the hell, why did you stop?

Hannah: Penis is gross!

Pepper Blow Job 

A Pepper Blow Job is a specific kind of blow job where the individual giving the blow job has recently eaten spicy food. If the giver has eaten a mildly spicy meal such as a Korma, it's possible for the blow job to be stimulating for the receiver without being painful. However, receiving a Pepper Blow Job immediately after the giver has consumed a very spicy meal such as a vindaloo can be extremely painful for the receiver.
"Man, I got the best Pepper Blow Job last night."

Alternatively;

"Some girl gave me a Pepper Blow Job without telling me she'd eaten spicy food. My dick is still on fire."
Pepper Blow Job by KarenWantsTheD October 5, 2013