blodesur

Pronounced blow-ed-sir,
A blodesur is a mythical creature, who, like the vampire, survives by drinking blood. If they wanted to, they could force their fangs to be seen and eyes will turn red if fangs are visible.
Males tend to have slim builds as females are curvy. Hair either extremely light or incredibly dark.
They cannot see during day, water can irritate skin and are far stronger, faster and logical than humans.
The bite of a blodesur is mildly painful, as if two razors are piercing the feeder's skin.

The girl screamed as the blodesur dug it's teeth into her.

by ..._Shadow_... June 29, 2016

Bloke Hold

Similar to a choke hold, but in lieu of grasping the neck of the opponent, one grasps his tallywhacker.

The motion is the same despite this, and the move utilized for similar effect

"The Undertaker ended his long duel with John Cena with a bloke hold. Even John Cena didn't see it coming."

by Bingbingtheklingon May 24, 2016

Blorkes

Salty shippers off a great ship named Bellarke.They don't have a live and ruin the nice Bellarke fandom.

Person 1 : "These salty blorkes!"
Person 2: "As salty as clexughs

by Bellarker February 24, 2017

Bloke

Man, Masculine gender,boy

Do you know the bloke

by somyashar April 19, 2018

Bloke

Bloke will bring you whatever you need in a very short space of time.

We all need Bloke in our lives.

Bloke really is the best.

Call Bloke.

by number 1 bloke fan February 25, 2018

blokeally-grown produce

Rural "Merry Old England" lingo for the bounty of fruits and vegetables supplied by nearby male farmers (i.e., "local blokes").

Comedic auto-show host Jeremy Clarkson looks fairly "hale 'n' hearty" to me; perhaps he dines on blokeally-grown produce during his meal-breaks.

by QuacksO November 12, 2018

bloke choke

A man masturbating.

Just a short bloke choke before work.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019