blonde roast

A combination of cannabis and yarrow flower, the latter of which is commonly used as a diaretic, anti inflammatory, and for smoking cessation.

Person 1: I didn't cough as much smoking this time.

Person 2: It's probably because of the blonde roast.

by blondroast March 26, 2017

Blendation

The blending of multiple objects or colours that mix well

The blendation of the trees is just spectacular!!

by Only1codi September 11, 2018

Blender Dick Syndrome

When someone has a dick so ugly it looks it has been through a blender.

He is hot, but he has Blender Dick Syndrome, so I wouldn't hook up with him.

by Chicken_Supreme August 8, 2019

volatile blonde

A person, usually a female, who acts superior to others (undeserved) because they have blonde hair and who is absolutely convinced that they are in-demand always and by everyone! They like to 'go-off' on people, especially their friends, to show their real, frightening personalities. Sometimes, when intoxicated or threatened, they fight, pull hair or spaz just to prove they are on-top-of-the-heap. Prone to calling the cops (crying-wolf) because no one ever suspected them of being an evil person with criminal habits.

I thought Rachel was really nice and came from a fine home, but all she seems to do is speed. Yesterday she pulled my hair and said she would beat me. She needs to get some sleep! She is a volatile blonde!

by lovescalifornia November 4, 2009

Alabama blonde

- a girl who has blonde hair on her head--usually that's bleached that color--and brown or otherwise darker hair on her pussy

Cheerleader from Alabama - "My name is Melissa, and I'm a Alabama blonde. I bleach my hair because it makes me pretty, especially against my tanning bed brown skin and Vasalined teeth. Nobody knows it's not my real color except for my boyfriend and the girls from school that come over for spend the night parties to play board games and drink Vanilla vodka. The hair on my pussy is just a little bit darker, like almost black, but it's really just dark brown. I'm an Alabama blonde.

by SirZDefiner September 8, 2014

Texas Blond(e)

1. An unnaturally blonde-haired female who does not have the other natural features typical in lighter-haired individuals such as light-colored eyes (blue, green, or gray).

2. A darker-haired lady with brown eyes who has dyed her hair blonde.

That blond(e) has brown eyes. She must be a Texas blond(e)!

by Bob D. Bomb March 12, 2015

little blond coconut

Small blond minded girl who is colored on the outside and white on the inside

Dang you little blond coconut

by Amaya and Evony February 11, 2017