Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.

All that glitter ain't gold.

'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'

by EgoÏk April 23, 2014

bleached wheat cracka

The whitest of the white.

Dayyymn son, dat bleached wheat cracka is whita dan dry wall!

by WiggersAndWegrosInc March 13, 2009

Bleach

A nutritional delight. It's a drink that people have been drinking for its great taste for years! No one who has drunk it has stated that it wasn't good because they were seemingly killed. But not only is it healthy, it's also great medicine for curing depression. Screw buying some expensive shitty anti-depressant when you could buy Clorox Bleach for only $4.99! Overall a great remedy.

"Man, I'm thirsty." "Here you go, have some bleach." "You sure this is healthy?" "Yeah dude just keep drinking it, almo- OH SHIT WE NEED A DOCTOR HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE!"

by Yyyyjxtbc November 6, 2017

Bleach

Bleach is a cool drink, If you like Powerade bleach is definitely a drink you would like!

Random popular girl: *crying about how her life is terrible because she lost her scrunchie*

Me: Here is some bleach

by Barney is sexy October 15, 2019

Bleach

Tite Kubo's gift to the world to show he cares for all those who reside in it.

Alternative but less popular definition: Laundry detergent.

See? Lame and unorthodox.

Jerry: Dude, did you see that episode of Bleach last night?

Dick: Nah dude, that shit's for nerds.

*Awkward silence ensues*

Jerry: Hey Dick, has there ever been a time in your life when someone says your name, and some stranger yells, "Head," immediately after?

Dick: Yes...?

Jerry: This is why.

by Master Filipino January 21, 2011

Bleach

Nirvana's first album.

dude, you heard bleach??

by Renyad KDC May 21, 2005

Bleachhead

Derogatory term used for fanboys of the anime series BLEACH. The term tends describe these fanboys in the less mature anime fanbase on IRC. The origins of the term are unknown, though it seems have strong roots from "crackhead," since its fans constantly crave for new installments of BLEACH from fansubbers, even if the episode is not available to be subtitled, let alone downloaded.

Using this term is similar to calling one a Narutard, though the weight behind the insult does not seem to be as heavy.

Damn bleachheads need to grow up, stop asking when the next episode is coming out, and watch other series for a change.

by chaos4ever June 11, 2006