packing blade

To conceal or carry a knife or dagger for personal protection. A less expensive alternative to packing heat or carrying a pistol or revolver.

Jamal was packing blade to protect himself while walking through the streets at night.

by Intelligent Pollack January 4, 2009

Victor Blade

Retired american professional wrestler. Known for his towering height and brutal in ring mechanics, it is little wonder he wore the Nickname "The Supreme Killing Machine". The true origin of the name actually came from the fact the character was a reformed assassin/vigilante.

Victor Blade just ended the match, and possibly his opponents career, with that devasting Murder Blade Style finisher!!!!!!

by wwerocks February 5, 2010

Gillette Blade

Gillette blade is a term used to describe bisexual women because a Gillette blade cuts both ways.

“I think Sally’s a Gillette blade... yesterday I saw her flirting with Margaret and Tommy.”

by Dariaismyspiritanimal June 11, 2018

Buzzer Beater Baby

A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.

Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.

by jamescmcnutt December 12, 2018

Terra Blade

The terra blade is a weapon in Terraria that fires a projectile that pierces when swung. does 95 damage has a critical strike chance of 4% Knockback 6.5 use time 16 (very fast) Velocity 12. Sell 20. Used to craft zenith. True excalibur & True nightshade required to craft

I have a terra blade in terraria, or the terra blade fires a projectile

by TheTerrariaInfoGuy September 30, 2020

Getting the Baltes

The act of totally getting screwed over at work in the midst of a hectic day.

Jim: "It is going to be super busy in the store today."
Bob: "Yeah and we have a huge work list to get done."
Jim: "and a ton of customers to take care of, maybe Brad can help us out with the customers while we get the work list done."
Bob: "Dude, Brad went home early said he needed to cut hours today."
Jim: "are you fucking kidding me man? We are totally Getting the Baltes in here today!"

by Polish Assassin June 22, 2011

Mr. Bates

when you ask for "Master Bates" on the phone at a bar/restaurant, the dude will go around asking where "Masturbates" is.

Is Mr. Bates at this table?

by Meepster May 30, 2015