toilet blaster

When you have diarrhoea and sit on the toilet and let rip and the force of the diarrhoea blasts the toilet.

I give a good toilet blaster today. You could have heard it at the other end of the street. I wouldn't like to be the poor person that has to clean that toilet.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

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Suburbia Blaster

Created by the boys of 511, a gang in denver, a suburbia blaster is made by buying a liter of Dr. Pepper, drinking it or pouring it out to the label, then filling it up to the expiration date with the cheapest whiskey available. 511 generally agrees upon Kentucky Deluxe. Close the cap, shake, drink.
Closely related to the ghetto blaster of voodoo glowskulls fame, and the Boulder blaster, made with a 20oz Dr. Pepper in place of the liter due to lower availability of liters of Dr. Pepper on the Hill.

What are you doing tonight?

I dunno, meng, prolly just chillin at Stella's with a suburbia blaster.

by 511/// Young Blonde Innocent June 17, 2010

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shlong blaster

The Shlong Blaster is a devastating weapon of mass destruction used purely by meme gods and internet nerds, often used during heated online arguments that never have any real climax. The Shlong Blaster is the weapon of choice for users of online gaming, the weapon shoots imaginary THROBBING COCKS that discharge a leathal dose of a milky white substance. The Shlong Blaster is an effective tool to use when online conflicts are getting out of hand.

"Come at me bitch, I'll use my Shlong Blaster on you!"

by mentos4Dayz November 2, 2017

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Dawn Blaster

Sexual intercourse first thing when you wake up. May not be at dawn, but certainly before breakfast. Usually on a week day.

I woke up with the Missus' mouth on my cock early this morning, had a great dawn blaster.

by TidyUnderpants February 23, 2017

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Kentucky Blaster

A Kentucky Blaster is a sexual move where a woman has semen shot into her nose, sucked through the roof of her mouth, and then spat into the partner's face.

Tim: "Oh man, what happened with you and Darla last night?"
Rob: "We broke up after she used the kentucky blaster on me."

by DoomDefiner July 17, 2021

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Ghetto Blaster

The "Ghetto Blaster" commonly known as just Luger or Luger P08 is a toggle-locked recoil-operated semi-automatic pistol. The Luger was produced in several models and by several nations from 1898 to 1948. "Ghetto Blaster" originates from the Holocaust and how the Jews got clapped by the Luger P08.

Child: "What was grandma like?"
Jewish Grandfather: "Idk, all I know is she got 220'd to the head by a Ghetto Blaster."

by MinorityWith1911 December 20, 2021

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