Blake

A pile of shit and can't sing rap or dance

I need to take a blake

by Pollo36 February 28, 2017

Blake

A fagget Douche Bag Shit Fuck, who nobody likes because they dont have a life and because they dont shower and smell like vagina

Omigosh that kid is such a blake, come on hurry let go we dont want to start smelling like vagina do we

by fatty ass lucas August 26, 2008

Blake

A "Blake" is a man that is uncontrollable of his natural desires. This type of man sometimes just has to let out what must be let out. Blake's will sometimes go 11 rounds even if by the seventh or eight they start to shoot blanks. These type of people are often notorious for just letting out their "stress" when in public and will sometimes even do it while at school.

Person: dude u need help, your just being a Blake all the time now.
A Blake: that's not true at all.
Person: you just jacked off in the school bathroom!!!

by Benjamin199ben November 21, 2012

Blake

- Blake (it),:

-To Blake something is to monumentally destroy something, cause a debacle, or fuck something up, in a fashion that only Blake Wood could.

Anecdotal example- If one were to break their car key in the ignition-one could say "He Blaked it!"

-To Blake something can also be a minor inconvenience you cause to a group of people. Eg. Inviting everyone to a weekend getaway, running out of phone battery, and sending everyone to the complete wrong address. "You Blaked it! You fuck."

by Blakefan December 17, 2013

blake

has zero friends and is ugly, nobody should ever talk to a blake.

Hey look there is blake. He smells like tuna

by Sniper/Gang February 26, 2018

blake

a fag who likes taking it in the ass and giving head at the same time. they are only homosexual and have a tendency of only fucking extremely gay guys

man, blake is giving it to that gay couple over there

by jewish community August 26, 2008

Blake

A total asshole that dates girls only to get to their best friends.

person 1: "Hey their Blake."
blake: "hey"
person 1: "this is my friend"
Blake: "SURE I'LL DATE YOU"

by welloshproom March 11, 2009