Bladderpissed

Definition: when you are mad and can’t think straight because you have to pee soooo bad. You are bladderpissed. I’ve been there more often than I’d like to admit.

I am so bladderpissed right now, can you pull over.

by Daisies1 June 4, 2024

bladdermaxing

The process of continuously withholding pee until the bladder physically overfills and forces the user to essentially piss themselves. This piss stream continues until the bladder is no longer overfilled. However, many believe the true essence of bladdermaxing comes from drinking liquid compounded with the bladder being overfilled to create a continuous, never-ending piss stream.

Dude I can smell you! Have you been bladdermaxing?

by I AM NOT Bubbles March 4, 2025

Blattered

When you’re feeling knackered and shattered and blattered after consuming illegal substances x

how you feeling after that festival mate?

mate, i’m absolutely fucking blattered.

by kitkatchuncky June 6, 2025

Bladderwreck

A fear induced feeling to wee

Willy had a bladderwreck watching his shadow move.

by Lil_arch September 11, 2025

Badgered it

When you leave the hair curler on the carpet and burn a hole.

Hey Cody badgers got a hole in her carpet
Yeahhh she badgered it up

by NortherNmexicaN September 16, 2025

Blanderdashery

A completely nonsensical or exaggerated statement, idea, or worry. Especially one that’s so over-the-top it’s kind of funny

Friend: “I can’t go to the gym. Everyone there is judging me.”
You: “Blatant blanderdashery. Nobody’s judging you. They’re too busy avoiding eye contact.”

by Blanderdash October 3, 2025

5cc bladder

A human bladder that holds five cubic centimeters of urine. Used to ridicule someone that's always going to the bathroom.

2:30 AM: Detrol: I gotta go pee!
2:30 AM: ManaMax: There's a bathroom on the right.
(detrol goes to the bathroom)
2:38 AM: Detrol: I really gotta go now!
2:38 AM: ManaMax: (singing) 5cc bladder! 5cc bladder! na na naaa naa naaaaa naaa!

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007