Blackburn

Shit hole

Burnley person: this place is almost as worse as Blackburn

by OutYeti February 12, 2021

blackberrys

idiotic gadget that looks like a pda and minicomputer all in one.

hey those suits got the new line of blackberrys

by ashley n. t. September 22, 2005

blackbart

One hairy boong usually found lurking on EnterTheGame. Thinks he can play CS but he's just an average goon drinking, petrol sniffer from down south.

blackbart: LOL Me and Malcolm drank 8 litres of goon each and didnt even get drunk
Squatdog: err...

by Squatdog January 20, 2005

blackburn rovers

A really awful team with dodgy supporters like tossers who decide to turn on their best friends for no reason one day.
In the shithole that is Lancashire.

Annoying Wankerboy: UHHHHHHH I support Blackburn Rovers cos I'm a RETARD!
Brilliantly Marvellous Girl: Yeah, well, you could have supported Leeds United, like I do cos I rock.

by LUFCforlife April 18, 2008

Blackburn Theory

The theory that something has happened that really shouldn't have due to invisible or improbable circumstances. The term derived it's name from the English Premier League team Blackburn Rovers winning the Premiership - the fact that that particular team won anything is nothing short of a miracle. It can also be used for example when achieving something highly unlikely in explaining any outside forces that may have helped.

"England won the World Cup? Blackburn Theory, that can't be right."

by PurplePingu December 28, 2006

Blackbeards Beard

Similar to a pearl neckless except aimmed below the mouth.

I tea bagged her then finished off with blackbeards beard.

by BubbRubbURmom January 1, 2007

[Blackberry] orphan

A kid whose status hungry parents forget they have a child, and would rather check emails and send text than attend to their children's needs.

Kid: Mom I'm in the tub ready for my bath, could you please help me so I don't drown.

Mom: ........... (click)...(click)...(click)...(click)...

Kid: Mom!....

That kid is a Blackberry orphan...

by Best Time October 12, 2008