bong cemetery

When you call a plumber in the middle of night to unclog your sink & he sees all of the old bongs you've hoarded under your sink instead of parting ways with them.

me: "Yeah, not sure what happened, I do my best not to put random shit down the sink"
plumber: "Random shit is good, especially this bong cemetery you got going on down here"
me: "If weed is what is causing the clog, we can revive those bad boys"
plumber: "Deal!"

by GlazeHer November 23, 2015

Rum Bong

A drinking apparatus to consume large amounts of rum in a short amount of time. Consists of several feet of tubing connected to a valve and another section of tubing a few inches long. The tube is inserted into the rum, preferably a 2 liter of rum & coke, which is placed above the drinker, either at the top of stairs or a loft. The valve is opened and gravity forces rum down the tube and into your throat. Guaranteed to mess you up.

Holy hell, we downed that half gallon of rum in like... 20 minutes. I don't even feel a thing though.
(10 minutes later)
Dude, i'm not feeling too good... that Rum Bong really messed me up. I can barely walk.

by Timmy W. April 26, 2008

somebody set us up the bong

-A command indicating that an individual should prepare a bong for a group that includes the speaker.

-A cross between "somebody set us up the bomb", a phrase used to indicate treachery, and "bong", a device used to smoke plant material, mainly cannabis.

Alan and Steve are passed out, but can somebody please set us up the bong?

-They intercepted our drugs in the mail.
-Somebody set us up the bong.

by somebodysetusupthebong July 20, 2010

Bong

Bashing your dick against your dogs face and then hitting your dick with a hammer and popping each nut and drinking the juice.

Yo I'ma go and bong

by Big oi37 April 15, 2020

bong load

To load the bong (water pipe)with weed.

Pack a bong-load bro!

by Irie Dude September 20, 2003

bong rip

Noun - what one has taken when they smoke a dose of marijuana from a bong. See bong hit.

Tran took a bong rip before the job interview in order to calm his nerves.

by oolong August 17, 2006

Bong

A water filtered bud smoking device, usually cylindrical in shape with various sizes, colors, add-ons, enhancements, chambers and bowls. A more efficient and healthy way to get blazed. Its always a crowd pleaser.

DUDE HURRY! pack the bong, its 4:19!

by Jake of Spades {187} October 24, 2008