Barking at the Tuna

The act of vomiting in a womans vagina while performing oral sex.

I was so hammered last night that I started barking at the tuna while hooking up with Sally.

by yeagerstew March 24, 2008

geek barking

The act of subjecting normal people to an onslaught of geeky jargon.

What the hell was he talking about? All I heard was geek barking.

by geekbarker August 6, 2009

Barkie

Ugly caddie ass bitch

God damn brittany's a barkie

by Bob Marley August 25, 2003

barking spider

Farting on a girls face while she's licking your ass. The ass hairs tickling her nose will feel like a spider crawling on her face.

"I gave your girlfriend a barking spider last night"

by bammer March 5, 2008

heh...dogs barking

An example of someone who reckons dogs barking in a dream is very common and doesn't sound odd.

My friend said it to me once

by bbvx November 12, 2003

Barkin' Shlarkin'

A German dog that barks.

I was eating a wiener schnitzel and my dog started barkin' shlarkin' at me to get one.

by LeahTheAmerican June 29, 2013

Bjarke

The most sad and lonely fuck you´ll ever meet. The name originates from the norse regions and is a common name to have in Denmark. If your name is Bjarke you should just kill yourself. There is no future for you. You will never find a (boy)friend. Thats right you´re automatically gay and you will absoultely never do anything noticeable in life. Fucking die.

hey look that guy over there is a total Bjarke (Fat fuck who will die alone)

by HentaiLover6969 May 14, 2018