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bisexual virgin

A bisexual virgin is a person who has not yet lost their virginity but can identify as a bisexual emotionally and physically but not yet sexually.
"I came out to my mom as a bisexual and she asked how if i'm still a virgin. Mom i'm a bisexual virgin."
by Mahny April 13, 2017
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Bisexual Disaster Goblin

A sub-type of Disaster Bisexual. A being of pure chaos. Has a propensity to collect things like dice. Ofttimes in emulation of cottage-core, obsesses over frogs, mushrooms, and other aesthetic facets.
"There isn't a bigger Bisexual Disaster Goblin than Stepf. She loves her clicky-klacky dice"
by Crechum September 6, 2021
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pseudo bisexual

A person who pretends to be bisexual because it is considered cool, for general attention seeking, or to specifically gain social status.

Predominantly low IQ women, too thick to realise that they are selling out hard-fought gender equality in order to fulfil their selfish personal sense of competition in a male dominated society.
Guy: OMG, those chicks are making out! Man, I love bisexual chicks. They're so HOT!

Girl: They're not REAL bisexuals, they're PSEUDO bisexuals. They're just doing it for male attention.

Guy: How do you know?

Girl: Rick fell for it and dated one of them, thinking he would get a threesome out of it. After 3 months, he realised it was never going to happen and dumped her. She told everyone what an asshole he was, but seriously, what did she expect? You can't bait a guy with bisexuality if you're not willing to eat pussy!

Guy: Ah well, doesn't bother me, I still like watching girls making out!

Girl: Of course you do... But while you men are busy ogling over dumb sluts, the intelligent women are reshaping society. With the progress being made in genetic engineering and technology, pretty soon men will be redundant, especially idiots who fall for this shit!
by Consonance March 21, 2011
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Goldstar bisexual

A bisexual person who has slept with both genders.
by Cookiearrow May 22, 2015
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Battle-axe Bisexual

A bisexual who believes that labels such as pansexual, polysexual and omnisexual are unnecessary, as they believe that these sexualities are all just bisexual worded differently. BaB's also believe that pansexuality is biphobic and transphobic. To back this up, they cite something called the Bisexual Manifesto, which is a piece of text that's over 33 years old, and defines bisexuality as "Attraction to two or more genders." This definition is vital to BaB's, as it's one of the reasons why they believe that the aforementioned labels are unneeded.
Eliza: "I ran a discourse account, elizaspeaks, for two years. It was fun while it lasted but after a while I realized that discourse is pretty boring and unnecessary, and I abandoned the account."
Theo: "Oh yeah! I remember you! You were the battle-axe bisexual I was in a group chat with. I left that group a long time ago."
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bisexual falp-jack

A scary bisexual creep, who writes perverse comments on young children's websites about how they are 'mighty fine'.
Who is that bisexual falp-jack? He wrote on my website how the pictures of me 'tinkle his dinkle'.
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