son of a bitch

The Funniest Thing Your Mom Can Call You.

Mom: You Son Of A Bitch , Ill Kill You!
Me: HaHaHa!

by Stevie-C July 21, 2005

Iron My Shirt, Bitch

A banner best held up at a Feminist rally.

"Women are People, Too!" - Banner
"Men are Pigs!" - Banner
"Iron My Shirt, Bitch!" - Banner near the back

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 1, 2003

Track Bitch

When you're xc skiing and you yell "Track!" but the person in front of you refuses to get out of the way.

Also applies to a person that you do pass, which therefore makes them your bitch.

Marissa: Jane, be careful of that skier up ahead, she's a total track bitch.
Jane: Oh that girl? She's already my track bitch. I passed her at the start of the race.

by xcskiier2400 December 31, 2010

Weekend Bitch

When the boss of a company designates one person to do all the weekend work so he can relax and enjoy the weekends for himself.

Chad : Steve will you come to my office please!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : Guess what your getting a promotion!
Steve : O Wow I hope it includes a raise!
Chad : Not exactly you will be our new Weekend Bitch so I can spend more time with my girlfriend Kiersten!
Steve : Hey that's not fair I won't do it!
Chad : Fine I guess your fired!
Steve: Oh no don't do that I guess I will do it!
Chad : Great now go home and don't forget to come back this weekend and work your ass off!
Steve: Ok no problem boss!

by SlopNChop March 29, 2017

Bird ass bitch

a girl that is weird as fuck for no reason, a girl that stays talking shit about the next person, ain’t got shit going for herself, or a girl that is obsessed/stuck on her ex

She’s a bird ass bitch. Always talking about the next person.

by A bomb ass bitch, period! October 19, 2018

bad ass bitch

above par cool girl. supportive and loving but also will call you out on things and fight if needed. sometimes they can be dangerous if you get on their bad side, and usually they dont give a fu#k about things

my girlfrind is one bad ass bitch.

by funkychicken420 April 21, 2011

Dumb Potato Bitch Wife

One who thinks that bringing potato salad to a BBQ is acceptable but is actually not.

I made sure to distance myself from my dumb potato bitch wife. God rest her soul, I just didn't want anyone to think I would associate with someone that would bring a potato salad!

by Acrowfasd April 25, 2017