big bird boner

An extremely large boner that is not able to be hidden under any circumstances. Approximately 9001 times the size of a Nathan.

see definition Nathan

Nathan-
A term used to describe an especially perky boner in public that is unable to be hidden.

"Sam, I was in the office reviewing papers when I noticed a female who had an incredibly attractive body. I instantly had a Nathan, and when she turned around, her face was just as magnificent as her body, at which point my Nathan turned into a BIG BIRD BONER."

by Flibbert February 8, 2010

pappa-bird-it

(v.) when you jerk off into a girls mouth while she lays on her back

"Oh, you're ovulating and I have to pull out? Ok, i'l just pappa-bird-it till I'm finished.

by know-one November 25, 2010

Hippie Bird Day

Hippy Bird Day is an unusual way to wish an unusual person a happy birthday.

I wished Rainbow a Hippie Bird Day to help her celebrate her birthday.

by fred ressler April 9, 2017

Yard Bird

A person who uses methamphetamines but usually has no money to buy their drugs, so they constantly hang out for no apparent reason just to do your drugs for FREE!!

Here comes the “yard bird”...... quick, hide your shit or he’ll circle you until he smokes all yours then mine too....!!!

by KeepinITReal62 March 26, 2021

piss my bird

to be highly upset by someone, something, or just generally pissed off.

my boss is really going to piss my bird if he doesnt give me a raise.

by ole dick knuckler April 29, 2010

The bird is the word

The new internet fad "The Bird Is The Word". Originally known as a popular 1960's song(Surfin bird). After the family guy episode "I Dream Of Jesus", the internet fad as grown in a matter of days.

Player1: Hey have you heard the word?
Player2: What word?
Player1: That the bird is the word that the bird is the word that the bird is the word.

by Dylan O James January 18, 2009

ghetto bird

A ghetto bird is a police helicopter. In the early 1990s, the police flew their helicopters around the black neighbords either in search of crime or as an excessive measure in an arrest. Ice Cube's song "Ghetto Bird" clearly displays the sentiments of african-americans. They felt slighted and violated because they were being targeted.

"Why, oh why must you swoop through the hood
like everybody from the hood is up to no good.
You think all the girls around here are trickin
up there lookin like Superchicken
At night I see your light through my bedroom window
But I ain't got shit but the pad and pencil
I can't wait till I hear you say
"I'm going down, mayday, mayday." I'm gonna clown
Cause everytime that the pigs have got me
y'all rub it in with the flying Nazi
military force, but we don't want ya
Standin' on my roof with the rocket launcher
"So fly like an eagle."
But don't follow us wherever we go
The shit that I'm saying, make it's heard
Motherfuck you and your punk-ass ghetto bird"
-Ice Cube - "Ghetto Bird"

by Amanti December 28, 2005