beats my meat

a different way of saying, "beats me" but in a way of also describing masturbation

danny: where is the nearest mcdonalds from hear, siri?
siri: beats my meat

by white firecracker April 20, 2017

langhorne beefsteak

First introduced in 1994 in historic Langhorne, Pennsylvania. During anal intercourse, the female shits, resulting in a shit covered dick. The dick is then placed in a hotdog bun which is then eaten by the recipient. This is not to be confused with a chili dog. Toppings may be added such as mustard or ketchup.

My girl said she was hungy so she served me up a langhorne beefsteak. I said hold the onions.

by Mr. Slap August 3, 2008

beatsteaks

the beatsteaks are a very good punk/rock band from germany.
they're in the business since 11 years and they still rock!
at a concert you'll always see someone of the band on a surfboard, surfin on the crowd and in almost every show they pick a fan who plays an instrument and let him/her play with them for a song.

members:
vocals, guitar - Arnim Teutoburg-Weiß
guitar - Bernd Kurtzke
guitar - Peter Baumann
bass guitar - Torsten Scholz
drums - Thomas Götz

Bam Margera likes to listen to CKY, Turbonegro, Beatsteaks, ...

famos songs (in germany) :
"i don't care as long as you sing"
"hand in hand"
"me against the world"
"let me in"
"you walk"

by arctic.monkeys/listen_to_beatsteaks August 17, 2006

beefstache

used to describe a grade A mustache that appears to have had meat particles in it. There are different variations such as chickenstache, troutstache, and baconstache. Essentially the meats are used to describe the particular hair color, thickness, and girth of the male. These kind of stache's are especially popular with the ladies and are meant to be stroked, petted, combed and in rare occasion, licked.

"That guy has the biggest beefstache I have ever seen!"

by b.s.a.s. April 10, 2009

Phat Fucking Beats

Beats the happen to be phat and fucking at the same time.

Pump up those phat fucking beats At0m.

by Asdf November 29, 2003

Beats Street

hungover, the feeling of being beaten up from drinking way too much the night before.

The Cooker: "What's up man?"
Pete Dick: "Hanging out on Beats Street..."
The Cooker: "Guess you don't want to go to the Kirk Hotel then..."
Pete Dick: "Fuck no, I am in, lets get socially lubricated"

by Pete Dick March 15, 2008

Ninja Beers

Little cups of wobbly pop that are sold for insanely low prices at bars on select evenings. Ninja beers sneak up behind you very quietly until BYAHHHHHH....they knock you out cold.

Ninja Beers
"How much are the little guys?"
"a dollar"
"a dollar?? give me five...(ten...fifteen...thirty seven)"
"are you sure?"
"dont you tell me what im capable of drinking"
"oook here you go"
"thanks hot bar lady"

........at this point the Ninja Beer Ninjas are surrounding you waiting for you to drop your guard for the split second they need.....

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYAH!

...you wake up 15 hours later outside planet pizza.

by Bhat September 30, 2006