Asdf's definitions

Wank

since when was it pronounced wane-k anyway? it's a single-syllable word pronounced 'wank' just like it appears.

1. to masturbate
2. general derogatory term

1. he was wanking to the sound of music
2. be quiet, you stupid wank

by asdf May 9, 2003

juvy

slang for juvenile hall, where young offenders go and get assraped.

by asdf March 20, 2003

praire valley

stuck up meth heads with really hot girls annoying mouthy guys who do drugs and suck at sports

shanda is from praire valley

by asdf May 19, 2003

Molontro

A molontro is where your ball sac is longer then your dick.

Hey man, that dude has a molontro!

by asdf October 14, 2004

Lifetime

a bad channel that "inspires" women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband.

I think lifetime is for man-hating lesbians

by asdf March 17, 2004

Agnelio

Chupa pollas

Comemela ke viene agnelio

by asdf November 20, 2003

king of the portal

See: Strawberry clock

Strawberry clock is king of the portal

by asdf December 11, 2003