by Hali lynn C November 18, 2008
1: beef is a meat product made from the muscle tissue of a cow that tastes good cooked and can give you diseases if not cooked properly
2: if you believe that beef has anything to do with getting into or wanting to get into a fight your brain may be made of undercooked beef and i would suggest you seek medical attention immdediately
2: if you believe that beef has anything to do with getting into or wanting to get into a fight your brain may be made of undercooked beef and i would suggest you seek medical attention immdediately
I want to smack anyone who is mentally underdeveloped enough to define beef with something involving a fight with a side OF BEEF!!!!
by BondageBoyo August 15, 2004
by danthedon1 March 08, 2016
by Chauncey ass nigga March 05, 2003
Similar to queefing, however this phenomenon occurs during the act of fellatio when the giving party burps while the penis is in the oral cavity.
Tyler: Wow, you give great head Steve.
Steve: (Nasty burp!)
Tyler: Ewww, you just beefed, didn't you?
Steve: Yeah, I totally beefed dude. Sorry.
Steve: (Nasty burp!)
Tyler: Ewww, you just beefed, didn't you?
Steve: Yeah, I totally beefed dude. Sorry.
by AlbertaBeef2 April 30, 2009
by TMB June 17, 2003
impossible beef — A fight between two vegans is called an “impossible beef”; it named after the vegan meat product that looks and tastes like “real beef” (to people not familiar with the taste of a good cut of beef, that is.)
The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:
What is it called when two vegans argue?
Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.
Moo.
The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:
What is it called when two vegans argue?
Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.
Moo.
Yoga class was a drag today. Two of the cutest women in my class were having an impossible beef; and, I couldn’t ask either of them out for herb tea and Goji Berries. BUMMER!!!!!! It’s hard being a S.N.A.G. (sensitive new age guy).
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2023