Bean Scalper

A female that shaves her snatch smooth.

I was quite surprised in the locker room today. Saw so many bean scalpers. I feel like a Sasquatch Crotch.

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Beanazelle

A women that is of Spanish decent who pretends to be white.

"Hey Danny I just saw a brown girl with blonde hair"? "It was probably just a Beanazelle Dale".

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A Catholic Priest that likes 10 year old boys, especially in trailer parks.

That mans is a bean nut.

Bean Nut by BoLynch007 August 31, 2020

A name given to your boyfriend/girlfriend or someone that is just generally really cute

Phil is everyone's favourite angel bean

He is like a ray of sunshine, he's such an angel bean

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Mentioning your partner

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Dr. Ivo Robotnik's self-named sex move that led directly to his divorce.

"I've been dating this nice scientist for months. Tonight he says he's going to show me his Mean Bean Machine."
"Girl, get out."

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When a guy has sex with a girl and sticks his whole shaft in her including his balls and makes her wetter than a waterfall

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