Fick-off

To tell someone to 'fick off' is essentially telling them to 'fuck off' albeit you typed it wrong because of old age.

Similar in principle to spelling 'Team' with a 'Y', then attempting to pass it off as the Liberian spelling of the word.

Andrea gave Susie a leaflet for the weekly senior citizens aerobics class at the Leisure Centre on Wednesday mornings. For some time Susie had assumed Andrea was being friendly. She was not a senior citizen, she definitely did not mutter 'fick-off' under her breath as she walked off in her leopard skin bra.

by Sharkey & Bubbles July 16, 2022

whore-off

A challenge, issued by one whore to another. It usually involves a public display of whore-ish skills or other related whore-isms.

Paris Hilton: "I challenge you to a whore-off!"
Mr. Slave: "You're on!"
Random Guy: "Whore-off!"

by punkbass_20x6 March 31, 2006

flock off

Used to tell someone to leave you alone

Leave me alone, go away,please flock off

by Pheobes101 March 21, 2018

Jrsting Off

A comedic misspelling of jacking off, an allusion to masturbation, originating from the furry community.

Where's that furry gone, is he AFK?

No, he's just jrsting off to furry porn as per usual

What a degenerate...

by cyncac April 09, 2021

zerkin off

masturbating with extreme vigor

yo my guy in the next room straight zerkin off

by zerkin it February 12, 2022

Libben Off

A term used when someone will not shut up about their liberal ideas and views

Man, John just never stops libben off in class

by aaaaaddddddddd March 15, 2018

Off the carts

An adjective used for someone who is exceptionally high on wax.

Man: Wow, that guy is off the carts.
Woman: Turtle-y.

by LeroyTheMan August 27, 2018