Batista

Dave Batista Real name 317 pounds not a member of evolution anymore Won the heavyweight Belt From TripleH at Wresltemania 21 sunday april,3,2005. The Beast the Animal who has cool moves like spinebuster and powerBomb. and is The New HeavyWeight Champion.

Batista will beat triple h over and over triple h will never seee his belt again hahahaha.

by Ratt April 5, 2005

batshit crazy

Originated by observing the way bats defecate. Bats hang upside-down and poo upside-down. If people were to hang upside-down and poo it would go all over their face therefore only a crazy person would shit like a bat making them batshit crazy.

Bill wants to buy an Oz of green for 20 bucks, yea that bill he's batshit crazy

by bs425 December 25, 2014

batista

Visually stunning wrestler, incredibly sexy. Possibly looks sexier in clothes than out of them.

Example? For God's sake look at the man

by Debbie March 11, 2005

Batister

When somebody who is completely stuck up and snobby and is no better than anyone in the crowd addresses a group of people and thinks they are better than them. They will make stuck up comments, act like they are a teacher or a superior and try to exert and spew their false sense of superioity onto to other people. the only way to stop a Batister is to throw flaming chili onto their face while sing ode to a green lump of putty i found in my armpit when mid summers morning; The word can be used in past tense such as she Batisted a speech or future tense, such as i know shes going to Batista the speech

Crowd Talking while the Batister is talking
Batister: Ill wait....
Guy #1: What a stuck up rude person
Gut #2 Yeah shes such a Batista

by Still Waiting23232456 October 7, 2009

batesville

A play off of the movie Pyscho, Bates Motel. A town where dreams go to die. A sink hole in which every resident either wants to get out, or is bat shit crazy.

I gotta bail on this town man, it's a batesville.

by David Bedlam July 2, 2008

batista

large mofo in the wwe who is also the world heavyweight champ

damn,batista just beat the shit out of ric flair and put triple h through the table wit a powerbomb!

by g-papa May 30, 2005

Bates

Named for Norman Bates, the mentally unstable antagonist of the film Psycho, a Bates is a person who never threatens anyone's life directly, but very obviously gives off the "I'm going to kill you in your sleep and roll around in your blood giggling like a schoolgirl" vibe. A Bates is almost always completely oblivious to the fact that they're a Bates. Also usually very poor at reading hints to leave others alone.

Janet: You know that kid John? He's a total Bates.

Brad: You can say that again, he keeps looking at me like he wants to cut out my liver and eat it raw.

by lightning_troubadour January 31, 2016