"My boyfriend pulled his dick out of my pussy and started hitting it, I recieved dick batter all over my face
by John Bumm July 9, 2015

The act of pulling your penis out of your partner's mouth while they're giving you a blowjob - just before climax, sticking it in their ear and shouting "Batter UP!"
by Diddle January 21, 2004

When a man's come flows down to or is rubbed into his coarse pubic hair and is licked up by his partner(s).
by Fizzy Douche November 29, 2011

after a night of drinking and smoking, mason left some cake batter in the toliet. Can also be used as a verb. Nick cake battered after a night of chinese food and wine
by NRB155 January 28, 2006

Wife: Honey, I’m hungry. Can you make me some breakfast.
Husband: Sure! What would you like?
Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…
Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Husband: Sure! What would you like?
Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…
Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by ITS_GOOD_FOR_YOU March 5, 2022

The act of a male having sex with a female whose vagina is infected with blue waffle, then ejaculating baby batter upon or inside said vagina.
"Dude...Jack scored last night with that broad with a blue waffle!"
"Shit, yeah, man, that guy gave her waffle batter!"
"Shit, yeah, man, that guy gave her waffle batter!"
by Xterra June 27, 2016
