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dick batter

Precum sauce being fiercely splashed on a girl's pussy.
"My boyfriend pulled his dick out of my pussy and started hitting it, I recieved dick batter all over my face
by John Bumm July 9, 2015
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Batter Up

The act of pulling your penis out of your partner's mouth while they're giving you a blowjob - just before climax, sticking it in their ear and shouting "Batter UP!"
"I stuck it in her ear and it was a home-run."
by Diddle January 21, 2004
mugGet the Batter Upmug.

Porcupine Batter

When a man's come flows down to or is rubbed into his coarse pubic hair and is licked up by his partner(s).
"I heard that girl totally licked up someone's porcupine batter."
by Fizzy Douche November 29, 2011
mugGet the Porcupine Battermug.

cake batter

another term for diareah aka loose shit.
after a night of drinking and smoking, mason left some cake batter in the toliet. Can also be used as a verb. Nick cake battered after a night of chinese food and wine
by NRB155 January 28, 2006
mugGet the cake battermug.

Pubes in Batter

mmmm, i just love to eat pubes in batter
by Maddog May 22, 2004
mugGet the Pubes in Battermug.

batter spatter

When a man is attempting to sew his seeds but not get his wife pregnant
Wife: Honey, I’m hungry. Can you make me some breakfast.

Husband: Sure! What would you like?

Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…

Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by ITS_GOOD_FOR_YOU March 5, 2022
mugGet the batter spattermug.

Waffle Batter

The act of a male having sex with a female whose vagina is infected with blue waffle, then ejaculating baby batter upon or inside said vagina.
"Dude...Jack scored last night with that broad with a blue waffle!"
"Shit, yeah, man, that guy gave her waffle batter!"
by Xterra June 27, 2016
mugGet the Waffle Battermug.

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