Baptist Sunday Lunch

When a conservative married couple performs passionate oral sex for each other in between morning and evening church services, as per Southern Baptist tradition.

"The Davidson's asked us to lunch after churcn, dear, but I turned them down. Don't worry, I didn't tell them that we had a Baptist Sunday Lunch planned."

by NotYourAveragePK August 30, 2017

Baptismal rape

Baptism performed without recipients consent

My girlfriend thought it was weird so she got ordained and last time we camped she pushed me in the water and performed baptismal rape.

by Brownchickenbrowncow December 25, 2019

Baptista

Simply the best
I fkn hate you because I fkn love you
thank you.

Baptista is the best

by Gabriella0380 December 29, 2019

chlorine baptism

The act of pushing or throwing someone into a swimming pool, particularly if it's been chlorinated.

Jake was at his g/f's house celebrating her birthday party in her backyard but as soon as his girl's ex showed up to crash the party, Jake then rushed forward to give the guy's bitch-ass a chlorine baptism, ultimately messing up the guy's expensive Versace clothes.

by Terminus_Est September 7, 2012

Mongolian Baptism

When a woman squirts all over your face.

My wife gave me the ol' Mongolian Baptism last night.

by tawnyammm January 2, 2014

Bohemian Baptism

Bohemian Baptism is when you are doing a person from behind while her head is over the toilet bowl. A common rule is that the person needs to get their hair wet during the act in order to count and in other areas, the toilet needs to be flushed in order for the act to be complete.

"She was leaning over the toilet bowl when I gave her a Bohemian Baptism"

by Tracwoc December 23, 2014

Australian baptism

When someone is pooped on by a koala or another native Australian animal being "blessed" with the gift of Australia.

"A koala just pooped on me!"
"Congratulations on receiving your Australian baptism!"

by nickidel07 July 19, 2016