Bathtub Tang

A jug of tang which is made from the bathtub due to the kitchen sink being too full of dishes to fit the pitcher under the faucet.

Would either of you gentlemen care for a glass of bathtub tang?

by WeaponTHPS October 12, 2010

baptist sex

Anal and Oral Sex. Because Baptists take a vow of chastity before marriage, which only means vaginal penetration.

Dude. I heard you went out with the Minister's daughter who had a chasity ring. How was It?
Man, we did Baptist sex all night and she could not walk straight the next day

by Heathen Boy May 19, 2018

bahtquitah

a ratchet hot Cheeto girl

BAHTQUITAH!

by hayleemarieeee April 10, 2020

bathtub goat

1. Pic a girl sends a guy instead of a nude.
2. Pic a girl sends when he asks for nude and she's not interested.

I asked her for nudes but she sent this bathtub goat pic instead.

by TavG April 19, 2020

baputa

Baputa means lag in hindo-russian. U can say it when you are raging at games. You can also swear people.

BAPUTAAAAAAAAA! You are a BAPUTA

by Baputa Master February 25, 2021

baptisiology

A made up a field of study (vaguely has something to do with the medical field) when you really want to peak someone’s interest. When questioned on what it is, have a long explanation on the origin but never actually define it. Use the term “the root of it” a lot.

“Hey so what’s your major at ASU?”
I’m majoring in baptisiology. It’s an emerging field. I’ll be taking classes at the Health Futures campus.

by AssyrianFire April 20, 2021

Heathen Baptism

The act of holding the drinking horn with the tip pointing "away" from the celebrant of any Heathen/Asatru ritual causing the person to accidentally drench themselves in mead. Usually, it only happens once, but repeat occurrences of the phenomenon are not unheard of.

"Did you see Trogdor Thorsson's Heathen Baptism at Sumbel?"
"Holy shit, that guy almost drowned in mead- they had to refill the entire horn... I think he's still sputtering!"

by Foxnight February 24, 2015