balloon land

When, after inhaling too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas), contained in a baloon, you subsequently pass out, as nitrous is used as an anasthetic.
"Shit, Pete's gone to balloon land! Hahahahaha!"
by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004
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chicken ballooning

An intense sex act involving anal sex with a condom. The condom gets stuck in the anal cavity. At this point, the man chokes the girl while pressing on her stomach causing her to fart and expand the balloon out of her anus like a balloon. The man then pops the condom like a balloon and orgasms. Particularly popular for those with a balloon fetish.
"I was chicken ballooning this whore and it was awesome."
by chicken balloning June 27, 2014
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balloon handler

The person in charge of the removal and disposal of a condom for a friend while said friend is in the process of intercourse. Baloon handling is often used in the instances of a "Hot gun" or "stealthing".
"Were you really matts balloon handler last weekend, Adam?"
"Sure was, ask Beth Davis. She witnessed it".
by Burritoslayer69 May 31, 2017
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Dick Balloon

When you are giving head but you're blowing really hard like you're inflating a balloon and nothing is happening because that's clearly not the proper technique.
"Dude she was dick ballooning me and I instantly went flaccid because who wants that?"
by RichardBalloon May 08, 2015
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Brown Balloon

When a man takes a shit massive enough to glide against the edge of his nut sac, giving his testicles a brown hue.
"Sheesh tom, you're testicles are really discolored, what's wrong with them?"

"No worries, I just brown ballooned myself."
by TheDirtyHoledMole February 18, 2016
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rib balloons

noun - Slang term for breasts, most often in reference to those of cup size "C" or larger.
"Damn, check out the rib balloons on THAT chick!"
by Drance March 23, 2010
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Snow Balloons

The white substance on your balls once she cums while you fuck her.
by Yourfavlittleman January 19, 2021
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