bathroom ramen

A culinary delicacy prepared exclusively in the restroom, often in moments of sheer desperation or culinary rebellion. This eccentric dish, born from the murky waters of the bathroom sink or, God forbid, the bathtub, signifies a true testament to one's dedication to instant gratification and questionable hygiene standards. Commonly associated with college dorms, late-night coding sessions, and individuals like "ThePrimeagen."
"Steven was so engrossed in his coding project that his only option was bathroom ramen."

"Dude, that's some hardcore dedication to his craft."
by DerreksaurusRex June 06, 2023
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Russian Bathroom

When communists from North Korea escape to Russia to borrow their bathrooms.
Danal: Where should we go?
Priest: Let’s go to the Russian Bathroom!
by Tuxedo Falcon October 23, 2019
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bathroom burrito

A burrito which has been warmed using a bathroom radiator, usually while wrapped in foil.
"Just had a great bathroom burrito."
"Was it good and hot?"
"Yeah, that radiator has been cranking all day."
by GiddyHedge March 04, 2014
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bathroom cupcake

the act of jizzing on a urinal cake and then eating it.
I'd rather eat a bathroom cupcake than eat this food.
by quelfmaster March 18, 2016
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Bathroom Guillotine

When a male goes to the bathroom to urinate and does not remove his belt, so he unzips his pants and sticks his penis through the opening through the front of the boxers and through his zipper opening.
"Dude i went to the bathroom and i was about to zip up my pants, then i stopped myself before i gave myself a bathroom guillotine!"
by Redsxfan34 April 20, 2010
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School bathroom

The place where people go to relax, be themselves and spill tea. Awkward if you ever use this holy place to pee and someone else is there using it for its spiritual powers. If you are invited to the school bathroom you are automatically cool and that person trusts you.
Girl1: hey wanna go to the school bathroom?
Girl2: *feels blessed with this honour*
by Ur wife >:) February 25, 2022
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bathroom encounter

a quick sexual encounter that takes place in a bathroom
Do you play music when you fuck? I mean, I know you have a lot of bathroom encounters and shit.
by deadheadrik December 29, 2009
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