aussie rules

n. Only the best bleeding football game on the planet mate! Bunch of tall blokes elbowing each other in the spleens then hammering an inflated sheep’s bladder between a forest of upright posts or near enough to make no mind for either three points or nine. Also a straightforward set of laws designed to keep dangerous lunatics off God’s soil so they cannot imperil the grans.

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I find your aussie rules is so confusing for me.

It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

Aussie twist

When someone grabs a mans dick and balls and twist the balls to be over the penis

Last night sara gave me an “aussie twist”, she told me she was gonna give me a free vasectomy

by Real garbage December 11, 2024

Aussie Gamers

Retired Streamer, during his times he liked to punch holes in the wall and his consoles, until they broke, loved showing his half an inch penis on a video

Hey guys it's your boy Aussie gamers here. Nick Greenwood enters chat

by Cowchewer life August 9, 2023

Aussie sex

Period sex…because it’s bloody good mate

We’re about to have Aussie sex!

by Talianstalian June 8, 2025

Aussie Gravity

When in Australia the gravitational effects are different YOU ARE UPSIDE DOWN

joe: OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT AUSSIE GRAVITY

by Chernobyl Person January 6, 2022

Aussie

short for an autistic individual who hates America.

"I'm Aussie mate, who the FUCK do you think you're talking to? I come from the land down under, you ugly redneck"
"Shut up Bailey, no one cares about you."

by crushmilooo September 1, 2022

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Aussie anal

Aussie Anal is The notion of fuckin a hot blonde aussie chick while screamin really racist nazi qotes in a really aussie accent

by aussie man name jaun hernandez August 25, 2019