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Joke-Athlete

Joke-Athlete
“As Carters skills dimenished the team cheered at any minor accomplishment; Carter was a joke-athlete.”
by Carmichael8287 May 25, 2025
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Student athlete

Something no child is born as, just like no child is born as a teacher. Just like being a teacher is a job and not who somebody is, a kid becomes conditioned to be something like a student athlete when their mother or father pay for a school that gets them adjusted to life after 18, but its not who they are. Really who a kid is born as, is who they were born to be and what they were born to be, and the rest is added on (often not for the better).
He/she identifies as a student athlete, some other kids might even know him/her as a student athlete, but nobody is a student athlete 24 hours of every day no matter how much time they have to put into a sport or what they're learning about. During their time sitting at a dinner table or being around the house is he/she a mouthy cunt or a cocky pretty boy faggot that enjoys instigating with family and people they know well?
by Solid Mantis July 3, 2019
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tomball athletics

tomball athletics is the most broke-ass faggot athletic program i have ever seen in my entire life. All the coaches are fat and yell at you to do stupid fucking workouts they couldn’t do if they were in their prime athletic state. Fuck that school man and take pe
oh your in tomball athletics?

your mom probably wore the same uniforms as you.
by umm ok. February 15, 2024
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Athletic

Susy is an athletic girl especially good at soccer
by Cfootball March 6, 2023
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The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes

The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes
The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes
by Hocarim May 27, 2022
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Elite Athlete

A young male who exhibits qualities and the physique of a god while performing cross fit
Dude, have you seen Jake
Yeah man, he's an elite athlete
by PeetaMoran August 3, 2017
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verbally athletic

A person who has a high vocabulary, or can have an ordinary conversation using not so ordinary words to appear more sophisticated or educated.
Tommy sure is verbally athletic because he managed to land a date with Nadine, who is hot, and tommy is not, so he must have impressed her with his knowledge of words and his gift of gab. Verbally athletic.
by Miss.b.havin November 20, 2015
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