Ten Finger Assist

When a man can't get the shit done himself, you give him up to a ten finger assist

You can't cum honey? Let me give you a ten finger assist.

by CrazyGinger42 December 2, 2020

finanacial assistance

Money dat you get from yer gramma.

Many children may have trouble getting their parents to give them money for stuff in da candy aisle or toy department, but they often can count on finanacial assistance.

by QuacksO February 13, 2023

Admin Assistant

A fake job title typically used to cover up conspiracies involving FNHA.

Me: "I notice you haven't been any help to anyone ever. What does an Admin Assistant do exactly?"

Her: "Uhh... here's a link to FRAFCA."

by 12345................... March 7, 2022

vaccon assistant

one who performs all of the finishing work on vaccon water tanks while the general stands by and watches. Specific assistant duties include flame treating, drilling holes, trimming flash, bagging, wrapping, and impact testing.

Donnell: Man I havent seen you all day what are you up to.
Jermaine: I have been busy...I am the vaccon assistant.
Nelson: Quietly agrees and laughs at his desk

by Mystery Dictionary February 17, 2010

peddle assisted cunts

Single/groups of cyclists on the road.

The PAC’s (Peddle assisted cunts) were taking up the whole road.

by i want to break free February 24, 2024

Friendly Assist

To give someone "friendly assist" is to give a hand job.

Hey I'm going to Jeff's house to give him a friendly assist. He's gonna love it.

by GildenBeanpole December 17, 2023

Trades Assistant

When someone is so infatuated with their male workmate that they want to do everything they can to assist them: feed them, wash them, dress them, undress them, assist them go toilet, wipe them, felate them

George was so infatuated with his workmate Mace that he asked if he could be Maces trades Assistant

by Damo the Leb April 16, 2019