Asshat

asshat (noun)

Definition:
1. A person so astoundingly arrogant, clueless, or incompetent that their head is effectively wedged so far up their own (or someone else’s) ass it doubles as a hat.
2. Someone who deserves a high five… in the face… with a chair.

Traits:
• Oblivious to reality.
• Loud with opinions, quiet with actual solutions.
• Often seen in politics, bureaucracy, or management positions.

Proverb 🏛️

“Those who can’t do… teach.
Those who can’t teach… go into politics.
Those who can’t do politics… wear an asshat.”

— Canadian Dad Wisdom™

“Canada’s leadership is less a government, more a runway show of asshats strutting their latest policy disasters.”

by FedUpCanadian August 17, 2025

Asshat

a hat that is wiped upon one's dirty buttocks and then given to some clueless jerk to wear; also, the person wearing said hat.

He dumped her via email on Valentine's Day, what an asshat!

by penelope453 November 18, 2014

Asshat

A person who clowns around or who may act like an asshole but dont deserve that much credit

That guy was being a major asshat.

by HotMia October 29, 2018

Alabama Asshat

Folks from Alabama, usually in the 30+ banter on Kik. They try to be as mean as possible to make themselves feel better, but they're all a bunch of fucktards.

Zack is an Alabama Asshat

by TBM1371 May 13, 2024

asshat

A term commonly used by head mechanics. Describing where objects should be retrieved from.

" AssHat"

" Where do you expect me to find a new bus? Pull it outta my Asshat!"

by Yummymummy4 August 9, 2016

Asshat

An asshat is someone who isn't worthy of the title "asshole", so they put their hole on their hat therefore making them an asshat.

"______ (name), don't be a fricking asshat"

Similar funny quote:
"______ (name), get your head out of your ass it isn't an ass.

by Omnomcookies February 3, 2015

asshat

Donald Trump and his cronies

That asshat is going to build that wall.

by EVAmyLeeMetalhead April 16, 2017