asshat time 

1. Time spent being an idiot. 2. Time pre-allocated for someone to be an idiot.

You'd better give him two weeks of asshat time before the project starts or he'll fuck it up when it counts.

asshat time by Industrio Melman March 13, 2003

Asshat Tardbucket 

is when a person is obviously wrong, yet refuse to accept any answer you give them despite the answer being correct. They tend to argue with you upon being corrected, and pushes you closer and closer to murder in the first degree.

"No dude, I have played Mario games on the PS2" ~AHTB

"No dude, they never made it for PS2 you Asshat Tardbucket" ~Me

Asshat Tardbucket by dwillzit November 20, 2009

Asshat hacker 

Gets paid nothing to hack people unsuccessfully, using other peoples exploits and methods. AKA script kiddie, skiddie, nobhead, twat, penis. See also, whitehat hacker, blackhat hacker.

That script kiddie isn't blackhat hacker, he's an asshat hacker.

Asshat hacker by Doringo September 21, 2005

asshat bitch 

(Noun) An asshat and a bitch that have combined in such a way to create a terrible human being.

That boy is bitter because he has been given a girl's name which has turned him into an asshat bitch!

asshat bitch by Dan Loggins June 2, 2018

Asshat Trick

A term pertaining to hockey. Specifically, when a goalie incompetently allows three or more consecutive goals to be scored in a single game.

Marc-Andre Fleury allowed three poorly executed shots to pass into the net during the most recent game against the Flyers, earning an asshat trick.

Asshat Trick by EC Oracle January 7, 2010

asshat adam

A guy of the age of 18 who was one of my many boyfriends. He broke up with me for another girl. Known to his friends as asshat adam. He is an ass to me every day now.

Adam was being very asshat(ic) to me today.

asshat adam by ItWasMeWhoDidThis July 30, 2004

Asshat injun sailor Jew hat 

Blue or white hats that children under 13 would wear from 1950-1980. These children were usually expected to help mom cook and clean or do hard labor. They were often beaten if they didn’t do it.

Dad in 1969: Son, don’t forget to put your asshat injun sailor Jew hat on before school.
Son: I won’t father.

Asshat injun sailor Jew hat by Braydong44 October 19, 2023