Asshat

The 45th President of the United States' hair. Not the man, just the hair.

Whether it's real hair or a wig, whoever wears an asshat is, by definition, an ass.

by AlmostGrownUp September 6, 2020

Asshat

A Person, who is so wrong in anything they say or do, that they must've been doing it wrong for the moment they were born - coming out legs first, wearing their mothers as a 'hat', for a brief moment; with a lasting effect causing them to revert to their original state, as stated by the conservation law referred to in Neother's theorem.

That asshat was wrong since he wore his momma for a hat. No wonder he is such a shithead.

by Stillam17 December 2, 2022

Asshat

Another name for an asshole, shithead, anything like that

Person 1“God, Tom is such an asshat”
Person 2“What the fuck in an asshat”

by Left_Click.-.- December 16, 2019

Asshat

An asshat is typically someone who is a bummer. Always chiming in with their own opinion, nobody likes them.

(Guy 1): I personally think Trump is on a course to make America great
(Guy 2): shut up you Asshat.

by Lunaradraws March 11, 2018

Asshat

When someone is acting completely ridiculous for practically no reason

Hey did you see dom? He's jumping on random old ladies backs!

What a fucking asshat

by Sdd96 December 25, 2014

Asshat

Koltyn ass bitch ass et

He was a shot asshat

by Yys July 20, 2018

asshat

The act of resembling a condom which has been used in the process of ass penetration.

Which or may not have been in gay anal sex.

Ie: Dirty asshat.

Ex: "Dude...don't be such an asshat"

by 13blackcats December 21, 2008