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bobbing for apples

during anal sex, you pull out and the hole is open wide, then you pop your penis back in and again pull it all the way out; this is repeated several times.
many pornos have this.
by HPB April 6, 2003
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apples on a stick

a hand game played by kids starts with hands in a praying posture and slaping them once then slapping up then under the hands tapping the side of your hip and snaping
by your mom and meeeeeeee December 16, 2011
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applesaucing

"I like applesaucing my friends with my dog, when they fall asleep."
by GiMarie February 14, 2013
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Apples to Apples

The act of handcuffing one's balls to another man's balls.
Chase: Hey, if I go apples to apples someone tonight would you think less of me in the morning?
Brynton: Absolutely not.
by Chase the Penetrator November 26, 2016
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Johnny Appleseed

1. A sex act in which a man uses his thumbs to pack his testicles into an ass hole -- similarly to how one would pack a seed into the earth vis-à-vis the folk myth of Johnny Appleseed.

2. The "tea bagging" of a garden in an attempt to make it more fertile.
Richard Gere wouldn't have made such a name for himself if Pauly Shore had given him a Johnny Appleseed instead of that poor gerbil.
by Balki Bartokomouth September 6, 2013
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Picking Apples

"Aw man, I was picking apples for such a long time last night. I thought my wrist was going to bend backwards."
by Sam Holmes March 28, 2007
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applesauce

A 'code' word used to describe a sexy female to your buddy when other words such as "sexy bitch" or "fine ass" aren't appropriate at the moment due to other people, environment or the female you're talking about is within listening distance.
Standing in an ER when a fine ass nurse walks up to look at a chart-

1) make eye movement towards female
2) get attention of buddy
3) announce: "applesauceee"

bahaha >:)
by Dr. Bunghole July 7, 2011
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