Amish Log Flume

Having anal sex with a chick who has a thick beard.

Last night, Bill picked up that Latvian waitress with the beard and totally Amish log flumed that hairy bitch.

by Mark W. Howell, Esq. September 7, 2009

amigo

is the word that a scared white man will use when he sees an angry Mexican approaching him

Juan:come here you motherfucker!!
Jhon: hey amigo

by Zezo98 February 5, 2020

D'Amico

D'amico is commonly the name of a girl with VERY tiny feet. So tiny that she has horrible balance. Every time she pushes her Charter internet service, he gives her a hug, to make her balance even once more.

Laura: "I'm gunna push you!"
Ryan: "NO LAURA!"
*Push*
Ryan: "Ok.. I guess I need to replenish your balance."
*hug*

--D'amico action just happened.

by Shirly or Ronald? June 13, 2010

Amish Website

A field plowed with an advertisement so large that it can be seen on Google Earth

Wow, checkout those crop circles! Those aren't crop circles that's just clip art for an Amish website!

by winnthrop January 18, 2011

Amish Bay Leaf

The used tampon from a virgin, Amish girl

I don't want to do anal tonight! I'd rather suck on an Amish Bay Leaf!

by Rubber Tramp July 27, 2015

Amish Carriage

Similar to a Dutch Oven, but done in a vehicle. The act of trapping a person in a vehicle after releasing vile ass fumes.

Jason laughed as Holly vomited on the front seat of the Jetta, when Antique gave her an Amish Carriage.

by P3OPL35 November 4, 2015

amiss

amiss is when something is not right or quit off in someway.

"are you okay"
"No, something seems amiss"

by thatmaxican4783 July 8, 2018