Alyssa is a girl that is beautiful inside and out. All the guys fall for Alyssas. She is trustworthy and loyal, she is also clever. You want an Alyssa to be your friend because 1) she can get guys for you and 2) she's nice and loyal.
SHE ALSO LIKES BIG DICK!! $$
SHE ALSO LIKES BIG DICK!! $$
by Lukehemmings March 31, 2015
Get the Alyssamug. A woman, particularly a white far-left leaning overly privileged female, who feels she is entitled to lecture minorities on the truth of racism and what true social justice means. She is known for making appearances for appearances sake, like at courthouses to express fake outrage, while supporting other social justice losers, all while sporting a bee bonnet mop on her head. One of her psychological defects, amongst many, is that she is often depressed that a cool DGAF bald headed podcaster has more followers than her. Additionally, she suffers from a disorder known as Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) which can lead to WTB Syndrome, (Who’s The Boss Syndrome) in which this deranged lunatic wakes up in fear every night believing ME, her beloved President, Donald J Trump, is her Boss. Sadly, she often finds herself needy towards abusive men, and often endorses them for political office. The term Alyssa is similar to her cousin 'Karen', with one major exception; Alyssa’s don’t usually want to see the store manager, they think they ARE the store manager. Origin beliefs. C-list actress, Alyssa Milano, was roasted online for lecturing the Great Hershal Walker about social justice as she Tweeted: “As a sports fan I'm so sad to see @HerschelWalker say that Trump is a champion of social justice...” . However, it is purely coincidental that this incident has anything to do with the origin meaning, Alyssa.
by I am your President August 27, 2020
Get the Alyssamug. Someone wholoves school. she always does her homework. always trys to live up to her parents expectations
by E.m.o February 11, 2009
Get the Alyssamug. Alyssa is Righteousness
by Raptorz69 November 25, 2020
Get the Alyssamug. The type of girl that thinks she ugly but is pretty usually has brown or blonde hair they are always smiling laughing and doesn't care what people say about her
by Ruby48 April 19, 2018
Get the alyssamug. If a girls name is Alyssa you should be friends with her she is very kind. Most of the time she will have long brown beautiful hair. She also has glasses and she is VERY funny. She also loves to do TikTok dances.
Made by Emerson
Made by Emerson
by Emerson Johnson October 8, 2020
Get the Alyssamug. Alyssa is the nicest person you will ever meet. She is beautiful but doesn't think so and she loves Jesus so much. She has the greatest personality that attracts all the guys. She only picks the awesome ones though so don't get your hopes up. And when you get her, never let her go. Her voice is angelic and her instrumental skills are amazing. She has an awesome sense of style and beats to her own drum. Her long blond hair and icy blue eyes only add to her beauty. If you have Alyssa as your friend you will never again have to look for a bestie!
by eslig07 August 12, 2021
Get the Alyssamug.